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fabo888 (381)
19 Dec 2011 03:54

This BB is for the weirdest, funniest, or any notable fortunes you got from fortune cookies.
Mine is in my signature:
Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie.

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

Fizu the jolteon (14)
28 Feb 2012 04:50

"Its dark in there"

Dillybar65 (240)
28 Feb 2012 15:26

"Help! I am being help prisoner in a Chinese bakery!!!!" I rofl'd

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.

Dillybar65 (240)
28 Feb 2012 15:28

Also got one that said "You are not illiterate" xD

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.

Zoanfruit (52)
02 Mar 2012 03:14

"it's a good time to start any tasks early."
...I still didn't do my homework early yet XD

When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.

Funandgame (572)
02 Mar 2012 03:41

"Warning: Do not eat this fortune." lol wut? e-o I think it may have said "don't eat this fortune cookie" but that was a while ago, ð-ð

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

Inkshowteam (52)
02 Mar 2012 23:13

"Buy the red car." I was like, eh?

It's half full.

Star Shadow (311)
03 Mar 2012 09:58

"Look to your right."
>A swordfish with a moustache.

So a guy walks into Mordor and asks the bartender to divide by zero.

SNAKE1 (27)
11 Mar 2012 19:34

youve just bine punk`t

WEN YOU NEED A SHOLDER TO CRY ON ILL ALWAYS BE THERE

gailieSpaz (888)
13 Mar 2012 05:30

I grabbed one before and two fortunes popped out, one of them stated,"You will recieve an unexpected surprise."

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

fabo888 (381)
13 Mar 2012 22:47

You often memorize/remember inetresting or inspiring things...
"Dreams"
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field, frozen with snow.
-Langston Hughes
I memorized/remembered that because it's intresting/inspiring.

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

Darmani Link (2822)
17 Mar 2012 10:58

TIME TO REORDER: Please contact us at 1800 *** ####

it really did say that.

People are like slinkies. Worthless, but will always bring a smile to your face when you shove them down the stairs.

Darmani Link (2822)
17 Mar 2012 10:59

And the *s were put in by me. wasnt an auto censor or a bypass.

People are like slinkies. Worthless, but will always bring a smile to your face when you shove them down the stairs.