| The Powerful and Wise Quotes of Magikarp |
Started by GaRdETto
20 Jun 2012 09:42
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Greetings fellow Magikarpians and Non-Magikarpians. This thread has been created as means to share with each other the many quotes of our highly esteemed and powerful ruler, Magikarp.
Allow me to share my personal favorite Magiquote:
"MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP! glub glub glub *splash* 'but nothing happened'"
Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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The distinguished Zekisham spake: "I'm a noob pokemon,but don't forget to who I evolve!"
How dare you. Magikarp is not a "noob" pokemon. He's the greatest and most powerful pokemon there is! His base stats are so high it's almost unfathomable. This quote is obviously a blasphemous attack on Magikarpians everywhere, and is not by any accounts what Magikarp has said. Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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Magikarp on never giving up:
"When your level and spirits are low, and no matter what you do ends up as a splash, never give up. Someday your splash will widen into a surf"
Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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"When I evolve you won't be laughing anymore."
-Magikarp
"Magikarp used Splash! Everything happened!"
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Who evolves their magikarp? that's stupid
Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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Hmm. You have a point there. If you evolve your Magikarp, it's no longer a Magikarp, but a Gyrados.
"I stand in the face of danger, and do not falter a bit!" -Magikarp while battling Johto Champion Lance.
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Whilest encountering a Gyarados, Magikarp opened his wise mouth and said,
"Though you may have strayed from the path of perfection, try to keep in mind that ones past often defines who they are. once a magikarp, always one at heart."
Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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Gameaholic said: õ.ô ... What the hell did I just read...?
The wonderous quotes of Magikarp, god Pokemon extrodinaire.
"Leap mountains with the most decieving of moves!!" -Magikarp after leaping a mountain with Splash. 38 )
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"Though you may have bought me for $10000, I am not you puppet. I refuse to learn anything you have to teach, as I am my own man and I will learn at my own pace. Release me, or I will demean you as a trainer cmpletely."
-my magikarp
You like me and I, like you, like me.
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"To be a man, you must be as swift as a coursing river"
-MANikarp
Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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Never call magicarp a stupid fish or he will kill you while squishing you
No no bad squid stop attacking my iPod! Noooooo!!! My iPod!!!  |
"If you give a Magikarp a Potion, he'll drink it and spit out Sacred ash. After defeating Ho-Oh, stealing the ash, and then swallowing it first, of course."
did you know that the pokemon shuckle is capable of dealing 400 million damage? its legit.
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SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH FLOP
(┓^ω^)┛))ﾖｲｻﾖｲｻ♪
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"When the fist of oppression strikes, thou shall find safe refuge in the waves. My friends, we must stay vigilant, and defend the realm from powers that seek to destroy."
-Magikarp- in his legendary freedom speech.
Oppa Pyongyang Style.
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"I am determined to win, for I have learned the horrid combo of splash and tackle! You have zapped my brethren. But now. It's your turn." -Level 19 Magikarp fighting Arceus
COLESLAW.
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Pfft. Pikachu can knock a Magikarp out with 1 hit, fools.
Success today, greatness tomorrow.
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