The distinguished MiRaLyZeR spake:
He is not only the best rival, he is the best everything ever.
He always takes the better Pokémon.
He stays cool when you tell Professor Oak his name is Dick.
He has a group of cheerleaders and a Corvette at 10.
He gets ten badges in Kanto when there are only eight.
He catches 152 Pokémon even when there are only 151.
He wears purple pants.
He always has 'cool' stuff to say. "Smell ya later!"