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Lets talk about how being a super sexy dude like Takis is advantageous.
Fact 1 - You know, dudes have to be good at undoing a girl's bras, because...well, I will you tell you when you are 16... Or 14... Or 12 ...or 11? Depending of which century you are living right now.
Takis can do that just by looking at a girl. The bras will simply undo themselves and fall apart. Neat feature right dudes? You can only learn that with Takis, the ultimate lady killer. Actually, no, you can't because only Takis does that.
Fact 2 - Takis doesn't invite girls to his parties, because when he does, it’s not a party anymore, it is a supernova.
Fact 3 - Do you know Takis attended to the sexiest guy’s bootcamp regularly, and the only one left was him? Not even the drill instructor could stand his unmatchable sexiness, and the guy was supposed to teach him how to be sexy....Ironies of the destiny.
Fact 4 - You are wondering why the hell you are still reading this. That’s because Takis is sexy, that’s why. You can't run from his osmotic effect. Yeah, that’s right. All around him is less sexy than him, so whatever is near him absorbs the teachings of how to be as sexy as him, the problem is that... You can't be sexier than him, so you are doomed and trapped on a cyclical space-time paradox.
Fact 5 - Ladies, don't look at Takis without having spare bras. A bra near Takis, is a dead bra, and you will need new ones.
More to come when Takis inspires me with more inspiration, but before I gotta go visit Takis. Before you ask again, No, I am not a girl Raisons du Coeur.
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