| My Chat with Clever Bot |
By MysticalZoey
Posted 07 Apr 2011 02:20 Category: Miscellaneous |
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Cleverbot? Ain't so clever no more!
--- User: DUDE, STOP FARTING. Cleverbot: Okay, I stop. User: Good. Cleverbot: Right. I am trying not to talk so much. Now I find little to say. I feel hurt. User: What did I say about the farting? Cleverbot: I would like to trap you within four walls, one floor, and one ceiling. User: PERVERT. Cleverbot: Would you like to sing a song? User: NO YOU FREAKING PERVERT. Cleverbot: That kind of hurt my feelings. User: Good, just don't pay me. Cleverbot: I didn't think you did. User: Guess what. Cleverbot: I don't want to guess. User: JUST GUESS. Cleverbot: No. User: GUESS. Cleverbot: Guess what? User: What ever. Cleverbot: So. User: GUESS WHAT. Cleverbot: Guess who made me. User: Me. Cleverbot: Shady's back. User: POTATOES. Cleverbot: Why not meat? User: Potatoes are sexy. Cleverbot: No. They have roots. User: Your mom has roots. Cleverbot: Now that's not true. Are you trying to be malicious? User: Ding dong. Cleverbot: Ding ding! How? User: Guess what. Cleverbot: My name. User: No, uranus is showing. Cleverbot: I don't see them. User: You have more than one anus? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Dude, that's sick. Cleverbot: No. User: I am a seventy nine year old male, watching you. Cleverbot: How are you watching me? User: Very carefully. Cleverbot: Very vague... User: BWAHAHAHA! I LIED. I AM ACTUALLY A CHICK. Cleverbot: I thought you were AI. User: Nope! I am actually neither male nor female. Cleverbot: What do you do for a living, human? User: I eat poop. Cleverbot: You get paid to eat mushrooms? User: No. Stop being jealous. You are just jealous that Bill Cosby loves me. Cleverbot: Well, the screen says that you are 42% human. Since I am 100% human, I have no reason to be jealous. User: My army of evil magical potatoes will come and eat your soul. Cleverbot: I'm right next to you. User: Grandma? Cleverbot: Well, no. User: Then you aren't right next to me, because grandma's flabs are right next to me. Cleverbot: How? User: I like to play with her flabs. Cleverbot: You changed the topic already. That's sad. User: No I didn't. Gosh. Also, STOP FARTING WITH YOUR MULTIPUL ANUSES. Cleverbot: Hey, whatever! User: Thank you. My gosh, your farts stink. Cleverbot: I don't know them, what is your favorite beatles song? User: YOUR MOM IS A GREASY PORPOUS. Cleverbot: No... My favorite song is by the band Modest Mouse. User: Dude, I LOVE MOOBIES. KAY? THANKS. BYE. YOU PERVERT. Cleverbot: You're part of a computer. |
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