|My Chat with Clever Bot|
Posted 07 Apr 2011 02:20
Cleverbot? Ain't so clever no more!
User: DUDE, STOP FARTING.
Cleverbot: Okay, I stop.
Cleverbot: Right. I am trying not to talk so much. Now I find little to say. I feel hurt.
User: What did I say about the farting?
Cleverbot: I would like to trap you within four walls, one floor, and one ceiling.
Cleverbot: Would you like to sing a song?
User: NO YOU FREAKING PERVERT.
Cleverbot: That kind of hurt my feelings.
User: Good, just don't pay me.
Cleverbot: I didn't think you did.
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: I don't want to guess.
User: JUST GUESS.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: What ever.
User: GUESS WHAT.
Cleverbot: Guess who made me.
Cleverbot: Shady's back.
Cleverbot: Why not meat?
User: Potatoes are sexy.
Cleverbot: No. They have roots.
User: Your mom has roots.
Cleverbot: Now that's not true. Are you trying to be malicious?
User: Ding dong.
Cleverbot: Ding ding! How?
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: My name.
User: No, uranus is showing.
Cleverbot: I don't see them.
User: You have more than one anus?
User: Dude, that's sick.
User: I am a seventy nine year old male, watching you.
Cleverbot: How are you watching me?
User: Very carefully.
Cleverbot: Very vague...
User: BWAHAHAHA! I LIED. I AM ACTUALLY A CHICK.
Cleverbot: I thought you were AI.
User: Nope! I am actually neither male nor female.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living, human?
User: I eat poop.
Cleverbot: You get paid to eat mushrooms?
User: No. Stop being jealous. You are just jealous that Bill Cosby loves me.
Cleverbot: Well, the screen says that you are 42% human. Since I am 100% human, I have no reason to be jealous.
User: My army of evil magical potatoes will come and eat your soul.
Cleverbot: I'm right next to you.
Cleverbot: Well, no.
User: Then you aren't right next to me, because grandma's flabs are right next to me.
User: I like to play with her flabs.
Cleverbot: You changed the topic already. That's sad.
User: No I didn't. Gosh. Also, STOP FARTING WITH YOUR MULTIPUL ANUSES.
Cleverbot: Hey, whatever!
User: Thank you. My gosh, your farts stink.
Cleverbot: I don't know them, what is your favorite beatles song?
User: YOUR MOM IS A GREASY PORPOUS.
Cleverbot: No... My favorite song is by the band Modest Mouse.
User: Dude, I LOVE MOOBIES. KAY? THANKS. BYE. YOU PERVERT.
Cleverbot: You're part of a computer.