|MLP magical explanation|
Posted 03 Dec 2011 21:34
So theres the princess celestia and this girl shes the **** she can fly like a boss but she doesnt need to cuz shes got pegasus to fly her where ever she wants to go and shes dam fast too
and then you got twilight sparkle this pony is a boss she can do fudging magic and i dont mean like your wimpy abracadabra stuff. SHE DOES UNICORN MAGIC.
then theres Pinky pie and this pony knows how to party and its not like some party with beer and crap this party HAS FRIENDSHIP and she nows how to throw a party you havent lived until youve been to one of this ponys partys.
Then theres AppleJack. this pony does anything to do with apples. without her there would be no apple juice, apple suce or even fudging APPLE CIDER. if you want anything to do with apples you go to her. and shes a baker too.
We cant forget fluttershy either oh man that pony is a badass. she loves animals. ALL THE ANIMALS. ok so imagine your walking down the street and a wolverine shows up and hes about to rip open your chest when fluttershy goes up to the wolverine and gives it some affection (wolverines love affection) and BAM you live. saved all because of a PONY.
Oh dont forget rainbow dash . She can fly and man she can fly FAST. She was the first and the last to do the sonic rainboom. THE SONIC RAINBOOM!!!! only a skilled flyer can do that.
and last but not least theres Rarity. That is one fine pony right there. every pony in equestria is swooning over her looks. you walk into her house and she'll give you a make over. not just any make over THE BEST FUDGING MAKE OVER YOU WILL EVER GET.
and that my good friend is my little pony: friendship is magic.
CREDIT TO MY BUDDY KIANA C: