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Teenage Love
Avatar By MysticalZoey
Posted 11 Apr 2012 22:01
Category: Poetry
Savii Hello my SDK darlings<3 This is a poem I wrote for my creative writing class. It's based off of my real life experiences. Please don't take any offense to this. It's suppose to be humorous. ENJOY<3


Teenage love is dumb.
And stupid.
And cheesy.
And gross.
And icky.
And cliché.

It’s like watching someone vomit.
Or super gluing your hands together.
Or a cat coughing up a hair ball.
Or watching that disgusting romance movie that your parents forced you to watch with them.
Or eating nachos.

It’s all the same.
LIKE OH EM GEE WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
WE’RE GONNA GET MARRIED.
WE’RE GONNA HAVE LIKE TWENTY BABIES.
OH EM GEE. I HATE HIM.
HE BROKE UP WITH ME.
I’M NEVER TALKING TO HIM AGAIN.
It’s all the same.

Yes. I want to get married one day.
But not now.
That’s gross.
I’ve got better things to do.
Like stalk Bill Cosby.
Worship llamas.
Eat potatoes.

I have no time for hormonal idiots.
I mean guys.
Guys are disgusting.
And smelly.
And have cooties.
I don’t want to cuddle with that.
I rather cuddle with a cat.
That’s more exciting and enjoyable.

So what more can I say?
Teenage.
Love.
Is.
Dumb.
Featured: Yes (Nope.avi)
Rating +11
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Comments
Avatar CatsRule
11 Jun 2012 23:13
wwell anyways i would cuddle with anything a guy and a cat!! cuddle with guy while cuddlng a cat! -u can 2 task gurlll
Avatar CatsRule
11 Jun 2012 23:11
Quoth $ Big Money $:
Girls pick one wrong guy and blame the whole,male population. BUT WHY?!?!!?



lol idk i know i would never do that!
Avatar Dragonfire114
12 May 2012 18:55
Cooties? Us? What are you? 6??
Nooo... You're 18.. But still...
Avatar Thi510
08 May 2012 20:45
Offensive!
Avatar The HIM
01 May 2012 12:35
cool brah.
Avatar kisame-hoshikage
27 Apr 2012 03:05
mmhh.. im afraid im not interested in mutual wound-licking.. i dont disagree but i dont agree
Avatar snaker556
23 Apr 2012 03:45
Quoth purplepandafish:
Yeah, guys are cooty-y, but girls need to controll their ****moans too!
Hallelujah lolz but really they do
Avatar snaker556
23 Apr 2012 03:44
Quoth BeckieBird:
Quoth Mikazuki:
AD: "Flirt with sexy girls now!"
Me: "DUDE! I'm a chick!" -breaks computer/3ds/dsi screen-

I'm a chick and I'd flirt with sexy girls....

T-T
wat the.....oh is u bi?
Avatar Mikazuki
19 Apr 2012 06:09
Quoth BeckieBird:
Quoth Mikazuki:

AD: "Flirt with sexy girls now!"
Me: "DUDE! I'm a chick!" -breaks computer/3ds/dsi screen-


I'm a chick and I'd flirt with sexy girls....

T-T


That's just what I think every time I see one like that.
Avatar BeckieBird
18 Apr 2012 21:53
Quoth Mikazuki:

AD: "Flirt with sexy girls now!"
Me: "DUDE! I'm a chick!" -breaks computer/3ds/dsi screen-


I'm a chick and I'd flirt with sexy girls....

T-T
Avatar Winter Icefox
16 Apr 2012 02:39
I never get any ad in 3dspaint.. is that weird?.
Avatar 9toucool
14 Apr 2012 21:07
aww but teenage love is great
Avatar Master Shouter
14 Apr 2012 13:05
Ah teenage love. It's never really love. All that happens are two best friends from two different genders or same, impact each others mouths and say I love you. What the crap is that? Theres more but I'm not going there.
Avatar Jorge96
14 Apr 2012 03:37
Well, I have a friend named Alfredo.
Avatar Mikazuki
14 Apr 2012 02:38
Quoth HullBreach:
For some reason, this blog goes well with those annoying dating ads that I can't block in the ad rotation.


Those do get annoying.

AD: "Flirt with sexy girls now!"
Me: "DUDE! I'm a chick!" -breaks computer/3ds/dsi screen-
Avatar Mikazuki
14 Apr 2012 02:34
HEY!!! I resent that! My boyfriend and I happen to be very happy together, thank you very much! lol I <3 YOO JUSTIN! xD Of course one of my friend (who is in 10th grade) is already engaged to an 11th grade guy (who is very bossy and won't even let her talk to one of her best friends anymore...) and that's where the line needs to be drawn.
Avatar HullBreach
13 Apr 2012 11:09
For some reason, this blog goes well with those annoying dating ads that I can't block in the ad rotation.
Avatar HullBreach
13 Apr 2012 11:07
Cosby + moobs = Zoey love
Avatar Twinkle 987
13 Apr 2012 09:05
Lulwut.
Avatar Vermillion
13 Apr 2012 04:38
Awesome poem, Zoez. XD
Avatar snaker556
13 Apr 2012 03:34
although i ish offended..........nice poem though
Avatar MysticalZoey
13 Apr 2012 02:28
Quoth $ Big Money $:
Girls pick one wrong guy and blame the whole,male population. BUT WHY?!?!!?


I didn't pick one wrong guy. Or whatever. I haven't had a horrible relationship yet. In fact, I've only had one real relationship and it didn't last long, because I realized I didn't want to date yet nor did I want to do all that lovely crap yet. I rather hang out with my friends and act immaturely while I still can. Like I said, this poem is just for teh lulz.
Avatar NightWing
12 Apr 2012 23:57
Quoth MasterSwordz:
All hail llamas.

llamas suck badly
Avatar NightWing
12 Apr 2012 23:54
we dont hav cooties
Avatar MasterSwordz
12 Apr 2012 20:50
All hail llamas.
Avatar cppzxv
12 Apr 2012 14:46
I hate you, but this is a true and good poem. +1
Avatar Nope.avi
12 Apr 2012 13:47
Quoth $ Big Money $:
Girls pick one wrong guy and blame the whole,male population. BUT WHY?!?!!?


Because guys like you whine over the simplest things.
Avatar Nope.avi
12 Apr 2012 13:46
Quoth Kin no Kokoro:
Arent poems supposed to rhyme?

Jus' sayin'


Suppose you've never heard of free verse.
Avatar Kin no Kokoro
12 Apr 2012 10:18
Arent poems supposed to rhyme?

Jus' sayin'
Avatar LaZerWoLF
12 Apr 2012 07:18
I thought this was gonna be so serious. I was DYING a quarter of the way through it!!! XD Nice work, I mean, AMEN to you, Zoey!! x]
Avatar WhaleFreak
12 Apr 2012 06:55
I should read this poem to the girls in my class.
Avatar Weeeee
12 Apr 2012 06:38
Lulz I agree with you.
Avatar purplepandafish
12 Apr 2012 05:10
Yeah, guys are cooty-y, but girls need to controll their ****moans too!
Avatar $ Big Money $
12 Apr 2012 04:26
Girls pick one wrong guy and blame the whole,male population. BUT WHY?!?!!?
Avatar BanMan
12 Apr 2012 04:19
I OVE YOU
Avatar MysticalZoey
12 Apr 2012 03:00
I got a 100 A lol
Avatar Asparagus
12 Apr 2012 02:39
You wrote this for a class? You should tell us the grade you get on it.
Avatar Fang14
12 Apr 2012 02:29
But watching someone vomit can be funny in some situations
Avatar Unknown cRazYmAN
12 Apr 2012 02:27
/sadface
Avatar Unknown cRazYmAN
12 Apr 2012 02:26
No my noob mind acted up!
Avatar OmniOmega
12 Apr 2012 01:57
LOL I LOVE IT!

ZOEY LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE 20 KIDS! jk
Avatar Kingpin
12 Apr 2012 01:52
O I C.
Keeping our relationship secret.
Avatar EpicArtifex
12 Apr 2012 00:59
I R OFENDED.
Avatar Colyosis
12 Apr 2012 00:36
Quoth MysticalZoey:
Quoth Shadow562:Not all guys are gross. -_-

Did you not read what I said in the first couple of lines? srsly bro. Grow some moobs.
Why would he want to put more fat on??

fat bad
Avatar iSuCkErZz2
12 Apr 2012 00:11
Quoth MysticalZoey:
Quoth Shadow562:Not all guys are gross. -_-

Did you not read what I said in the first couple of lines? srsly bro. Grow some moobs.
Zoey always has the funniest things to say xDDDDD
Avatar Kayla2448
12 Apr 2012 00:10
lol i cant breath!
Avatar MysticalZoey
12 Apr 2012 00:04
Quoth Shadow562:
Not all guys are gross. -_-


Did you not read what I said in the first couple of lines? srsly bro. Grow some moobs.
Avatar MetalHeart
11 Apr 2012 23:56
Jk :3
Avatar MetalHeart
11 Apr 2012 23:52
Sexist...
Avatar LadyGaga
11 Apr 2012 23:03
Cuddling a cat is sexually exciting<3
Avatar Princess Konata
11 Apr 2012 22:51
Har dee har har.Funny.
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