|MIIIB : Men In Black 3 Is Finally Here.|
Posted 27 May 2012 02:57
Herrowsiez!! ;D I am Asparagus, and as a vegetable, it's my duty to go watch movies and things for you! Today, it just so happened to be Men In Black 3, which has been something I've waited for a long time.
LOL SPOILER ALERT.
Men In Black 3: Opening date: May 25th, 2012. Starring Will Smith, Josh Brolin, Jermaine Clement, and Tommy Lee Jones was directed by Barry Sonnenfield. Yes, awkward last name. In America, it is rated PG-13.
The point of the movie is very straightforward. Agent J has to keep Agent K from death by Boglidithe, or something. In order to do this, he must go back in time to June (July?) 15th, 1969. There's many complications through this trip including jumping off a really tall building, a sudden craving for chocolate milk, having to convince young Agent K about certain things, et cetera et cetera. The list goes on. They pick up this alien who can see the future and many scenarios somewhere along the way. He was cool and reminded me of Leonard from the Big Bang Theory.
MEANWHILE, the main baddy, the Boglidithe named Boris The Animal (IT'S JUST BORIS!) who escaped from a high security prison on the moon, is trying to kill the lot of them. The guy has anger management issues. He yells at his past self.
It was very funny. The whole theatre was laughing, and they clapped at the end. I laughed a lot. There was quite a bit of Damns and Hells that were unnecessary. Other than that, language wasn't a problem. To be honest, movies about time travel piss me off usually, but this one was good about not confusing one time period with another. There wasn't any crazy people mix ups. Just Will Smith going back in time to save his pal. The graphics were weird, but it's a comedic alien movie. What did I expect?
All in all, I liked it. I'd give it an 8 out of 10. Plusides: Will Smith. <3 Aliens. <3 Hilarious. <3
Downsides: Unnecessary swearz0rs. </3 Time travel. </3 Gross alien fish. </3 Seriously, it was gross looking.
So, yeahhh, go see it now. Buhbye. /brofist.
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