| Intelligenita, Student-Made Potions #2 |
By S-MaN12
Posted 01 Aug 2012 21:23 Category: Educational |
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(WARNING: This is very fictional, but with some realistic themes) Orientation To get things started, My first one wasn't so great, since [name withheld] declined it because it was too short but don't worry, i'll make it longer as soon as I can. Now back to the O.T.---Intelligenita,Was a rare red-colored chemical serum that had 5 grams of alimenia (a sour-tasted chemical), 4 tablespoons of blue antidote, a 1/2 cup of mothsportamia (a chemical that helps moths grow faster), and a dash of green sulfate. Conditions If you were struggling with your academic life, and you want to be higly intelligent, well, this is the right choice for you, but it's not going to be easy. You have to use anesthesic before it commences. When you're sleeping, the doctor takes 2 cups of water to you, then checks your heart rate. If the heart rate's beating fast, it means that you're already ready for the potion. This may happen with some people, but if your heart isn't beating fast enough or relatively low, your doctor has to put antacid into your mouth so that your heart will be, at least, beating fast. Symptoms Your doctor puts 3 cups of intelligenita into your mouth and when you are awake, your doctor should prescribe you for pills for the potion's purpose. Just take 2 pills a day and at night after brushing your teeth. To fully complete this, take the pills for up to 2 weeks and this will help you mostly for your brain. This potion is not intended for children under 16. Side effects may include dizziness, fainting, lack of sleep, severe headaches, a/o dry mouth. Do not take the potion if you're seriously or mildly sick. Rashes may occur. Ask your neurologist about it today. Oh, and I almost forgot, This potion was created by dermatologist Dr. Naaman Schnatz in 1984. |
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