|The Super Sexy Blog of Sexiness 4|
Posted 07 Aug 2012 14:44
Category: Short Story
It seems I've rocked up in the fiery tarpits of hell (a.k.a St Kilda in Melbourne), this time though, I wasn't hoping to go to a theme park, I wanted to go to the beach.
Now, the beaches in Australia are certainly amazing, yes, the St Kilda beach may not be the best but it's one of the busiest I've seen in my entire life. People were just everywhere, a Tomato taking on the now divorced Asparagus in Beach Volleyball, that EpicArtifex noob whom I now hate again playing with his sexy pen and paper, Weeeee pretending to be a Shark in the water, but what was the best part about all the people?
The babes! (What? You forgot I was a teenager didn't you?). There were hot babes as far as the eye could see. I saw Waffle King eyeing them all off too!
I immediately called my "bro" LinkZelda he's currently single and I think I can fix that. You see, the guy is obsessed with Math, sometimes I just walk off when he starts rambling on about the square root of pi times twenty whatever.
"Dude, get down here, the ladies are looking great!" I said into the phone.
"Sorry bro, I got an important Math exam that will allow me to get a PhD in Mathematics without the need to go to university." LinkZelda replied.
I cursed into the phone and hung up on him.
I approached the nearest girl and asked if she wanted to go see a movie if she wasn't too busy later, she said yes.
Two hours later we're waiting in line at the cinema to get tickets to see "The Zoey-nator" when my date asks me.
"Can we see Twlight instead?"
I said okay, since I'd never seen or heard about the movie.
That was a big mistake, there I was, sitting in a packed movie theatre watching a movie about a super depressed vampire dude that's dating an overly attached human chick.
I get a text during the movie,
"Hey bro, turns out there was no math exam, some guy was just trolling me. I wish I had a math formula to work out he was trolling."
That was the last straw, I threw my phone across the movie theatre and stormed out without even saying goodbye to my date.
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