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"An Unknown Sonnet by Shakespeare(s)"
Avatar By LaZerWoLF
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:43
Bumped 12 Jul 2017 07:32
Category: Poetry

"AN UNKNOWN SONNET BY SHAKESPEARE(S)"






Britney Spears always tries to make us cry,
Offends us all with her table dancing,
Swings them hips and utters several sighs,
"Oh baby baby", is not real singing,




She can't still be this crazy at her age,
Does drugs and assaults cars with umbrellas,
Performing on stage inside of a cage,
Parties all night with good friends of Stella's,




We waste our money for only lip-sync,
Praise an idiot of the pop genre,
Pray of hope for this woman in a blink,
Maybe save this soul with help from Rhonda,




And no more plastic surgery for you,
Or else, Britney, we certainly will sue!!






Explanation: Lol. This was a sonnet that I wrote during my freshman year of high school. I wrote it for Honors English 9. Basically, the poem follows the rules for a traditional Shakespearean sonnet, all while bad talking Britney Spears. I mean, how much better could it get?! Lol. My teacher loved it, too!! So, I am quite proud of this poem.

The lines in each stanza are colored to represent the rhyme scheme that is required for this type of poem: ABAB CDCD EFEF GG.

Also, on a side note, 'Rhonda' and 'Stella' are only used because they rhymed. There is no reference of a person with those names, so please, don't ask who they are. Lol.



THANKS FOR READING!!


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Comments
Avatar oswaldo123
12 Jul 2017 17:41
So much bumped blogs. Lol
Avatar LaZerWoLF
12 Jul 2017 18:19
In reply to oswaldo123
6 years! Lol.
Avatar SCREECHiNG FLARE
28 Sep 2013 19:52
Awsome Blog Lazer! +1!
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Sep 2013 01:03
In reply to SCREECHiNG FLARE
Why thank you, good sir. ;D
Avatar SCREECHiNG FLARE
29 Sep 2013 02:41
In reply to LaZerWoLF
I'm a girl,Lazer but yeah thanks!
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Sep 2013 03:05
In reply to SCREECHiNG FLARE
AWWW HAYL NAW! XD LOL WELCOME
Avatar lokiikol
30 Aug 2013 11:51
Hmm..very “talented”.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Aug 2013 19:46
In reply to lokiikol
?? Errr...?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Aug 2013 12:45
Lol. I told my teachers I waa going to submit it. I just can't believe how much you guys like it. XD
Avatar AaronCool
28 Aug 2013 02:33
We have found the new Shakespere...
Avatar LaZerWoLF
28 Aug 2013 02:40
In reply to AaronCool
Yus, bby. We have.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
28 Aug 2013 01:53
Lol. This blog is so dumb. XD
Avatar SkaterGirl13
27 Aug 2013 23:29
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Avatar Gemini Guardian
13 Jul 2017 12:56
In reply to SkaterGirl13
My face reading Lazer's blogs.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
13 Jul 2017 13:19
In reply to Gemini Guardian
>.>.
Avatar Haruspex
27 Aug 2013 22:35
You could make it current and switch Britney for Miley and it still works!
Avatar LaZerWoLF
12 Jul 2017 08:06
In reply to Haruspex
That it does!

Until Miley became normal again lol
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