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"The Twerkquake" [SDK Horror Fest Entry]
Avatar By LaZerWoLF
Posted 29 Oct 2013 00:53
Bumped 12 Jul 2017 07:28
Category: Short Story

"THE TWERKQUAKE"
[SDK HORROR FEST ENTRY]






The VMA's were running late this year. So late, in fact, that they had to re-schedule all the way to the 31st of October. "Halloween...", I said to myself as I read the update from my Twitter account. It was only August, meaning that the awards show was several months away, so I decided to save my questions for then and let the whole ordeal go for now. I tossed my iPhone to the side and walked out of the room.

To be honest, I was a little disappointed that the VMA's were delayed. My favorite person was scheduled to perform on the show this time. Who was it, you ask? Why, it is Miley Cyrus, of course! Her overly-forced attemps to be seen as edgy just really turned me on. Lady Gaga was also supposed to have her comeback performance on the show after breaking her hip, and that sounded pretty interesting to me.

I went into my room, closed the door, and jumped into my Miley Cyrus themed bed. I had planned to hibernate for 3 months until the award show, so that's exactly what I would do. I closed my eyes and prepared myself for the longest sleep in my life.

"Oh, the things I do for you, Miley...", I said to myself as I drifted off to the world of dreams. Three months couldn't be THAT long to sleep, could it??




I jolted out of my three month slumber within seconds time and began to sniff the air quite eagerly.

"Yes..... I can smell it..... It is Halloween!!", I said somewhat creepily. But then a thought crossed my mind. A rather important thought at that.

"Wait..... What time is it?!" I knew my room was pitch black so I knew it was night time, but I couldn't really put my finger on what exact time it was. I quickly glanced at my bedside alarm clock and to my surprise, it was 8:45 P.M.

"8:45?!?!", I yelled, "No!! The VMA's started at 8:00!!" I immediately raced out of my bedroom and into my family room only to turn on the television to see my girl subtly walk out of a giant teddy bear and onto the stage.

"Oh yeah, Miley!! You show 'em, girl!!", I shouted.

To tell you the truth, I was a little disappointed that I missed Lady Gaga's performance. However, not missing Miley Cyrus perform, the reason why I wanted to see the VMA's in the first place, made up for it.

I turned my attention to the television again after quickly realizing that I was missing Miley's performance. The song in which she was to perform had not begun yet and she was practically almost break-dancing on the stage to a virtually unrelated instrumental rap track. She wasn't alone on stage, either. Miley was dancing with her infamous giant teddy bear posse from the music video of the song she happened to be performing. I was somewhat puzzled by this bizarre interlude, but I kept my eyes glued to the screen in front of me as best as I could manage.

Miley Cyrus was dancing wildly and was sticking her tongue out quite often during the performance. This was of course expected by me, a kind and loving Miley-Fanatic. Then, it began. With one last tongue-flick and booty-shake, Miley cued the beginning of her song 'We Can't Stop' to start playing. Almost as soon as the song kicked off, I immediatly found myself singing:

"It's our party we can do what we want / It's our party we can say what we want / It's our party we can love who we want / We can kiss who we want / We can screw who we want..." I sang out proudly. However, what I didn't know was that this was the last bit of fun anyone would have during this ill-fated performance which turned out to be straight from hell. Now that I think about it, the fact that Miley's hit song was cut short would be the least of my worries.

Ms. Miley Cyrus then decided that it would be a good idea to start violently smacking a relatively large woman's ass in front of everyone. After several more tongue-flicks, Miley ceased this action and then pulled off her granny-panties and threw them into the crowd with force. It was at this point that I decided that this was not cool and that there could be some serious devastation due to these once innocent acts.

Just when I thought this freak-show of a performance couldn't get any worse, Robin Thicke came out from backstage to get in on all of this action. Though, he quickly changed his mind when Miley promptly got out her trusty foam finger and proceeded to grope and feel his body up multiple times. Robin looked horrified and who could blame him? If I was being felt up by a six foot tall stripper with a bad haircut, I wouldn't be very happy either. Somehow though, he managed to keep his cool throughout most of the performance. He was such a brave man, which makes the next scene even more unfortunate.

Miley got behind Robin and put her arms around him and his chest. It first appeared to be harmless, but boy were we horribly wrong. Robin began to struggle, but Miley just stuck out her tongue from behind him and licked his neck seductively for everyone to see. It was clear to everyone watching that her grip on his chest was getting tighter, and tighter, and tighter. Robin's struggling became even more vigorous. Then, it happened...

There was blood...

Oh yes, lots of blood...

I tried to look away from the screen, believe me I did, but my curiousity continued to get the best of me. I continued watching this terrifying act that was taking place on the now blood-soaked stage. Robin continued to struggle until Miley's foam finger, which was still tightly wrapped across his chest, began to glow red. Then, with one final jerk from Miley, this horribly bloody mess concluded. Robin's rib cage was ripped apart, showing all of the deeply unfortunate viewers his internal organs.

The crowd screamed in horror as Miley stuck her tongue out another time at the people's disgusted faces. When the horrified reactions did not cease, she responded by leaving the now lifeless Robin Thicke's body to fall and splash violently into the massive puddle of blood beneath them. The song had ended and there was now only silence.

After a long period of only shocked faces, Miley flipped the crowd off with her trusty foam finger and then turned around and bent over, showing everyone her hardly covered ass. From the camera's current angle, we could see one last thing: Her shaking her head wildly with her tongue out. Following this, Miley decided to twerk with so much force that the entire planet shook frantically. The shaking was too much for the Earth's crust to handle. The world then split in two and soon enough, the whole planet was underwater.

Well, as it turns out, Miley's song was truer than we thought. She REALLY couldn't stop. Too bad we didn't have a 'Wrecking Ball' on standby. Heheh...




And so, in summary, the entire planet's population perished due to Miley Cyrus' highly disturbing buttocks. There were no survivors. This includes both plants and animals. It was a very dark day in our history. The very apocalypse that the Miyans had been predicting for so long now. A day that we can only refer to as...

"THE TWERKQUAKE"!!



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True story, bro.

Lul, jk.






Explanation: Okay, so this is my long awaited SDK Horror Fest Entry. I have been working on it all month, so I'm glad that it is finally done. I sure hope it wasn't too gory for you guys. I knew I was pushing boundaries, but I hope it was acceptable. Thank you all for being patient with me.

Also, yes, I AM taking over the honors of kicking off 2014's SDK Horror Fest next year. Additionally, this was confirmed by this year's coordinator atreyufan1500. Also, thanks for coordinating the hell out of this year's Horror Fest. You made it interesting, and the entire empire of "Us" sincerely thanks you from the bottom of our hearts. To be honest, I never expected this event to go anywhere, but boy... Was I wrong or what?? It's gonna be tough for me to beat you next year, but I shall do my best. Let's just hope that I'm not as stressed out by then because I really want to bring my A-Game next October.

Anyways, if you'll excuse me, I will now go back to doing absolutely nothing on my current blog hiatus, so have a nice couple months!!

Until next time: Lazer OUT!!


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Comments
Avatar FiNrOd
28 Jun 2016 13:09
Oh another child pornstar
Avatar LaZerWoLF
28 Jun 2016 17:42
In reply to FiNrOd
#True.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 06:33
I also thought of this blog as a way to get out all of my 'Miley Cyrus Craziness' so I can stop talking about her. ;D

IT TWERKED!! ;D BUDUM TSS. LOL.
Avatar FancyPants
30 Oct 2013 20:49
what the hell is this
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 22:50
In reply to FancyPants
Miley Cyrus in an SDK Horror Fest Blog.
Avatar Acolyptor
30 Oct 2013 02:27
...

*aliensguy.jpg*
Humans.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 02:28
In reply to Acolyptor
Slaria.
Avatar MysticalZoey
30 Oct 2013 02:14
Miley Cyrus is my idol
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 02:15
In reply to MysticalZoey
Oooo....

Well that explains a lot. ;D //Troll Face XD
Avatar KaticaRae
29 Oct 2013 20:10
So's THIS is the titles yous was keepings secrets.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:40
In reply to KaticaRae
Milenstein.
Avatar KaticaRae
29 Oct 2013 21:31
In reply to LaZerWoLF
MILEYSAURUS OMG
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 22:03
In reply to KaticaRae
Twerkasaurus Sex = Miley Cyrus
Avatar KaticaRae
30 Oct 2013 02:57
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Ya'll just wentin' too far.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 22:48
In reply to KaticaRae
Nope.
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 22:46
In reply to LaZerWoLF
That is a very inappropriate comment on a very inappropriate blog.
Avatar KaticaRae
30 Oct 2013 02:56
In reply to NillocSkywalker
You tell 'im.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 22:49
In reply to KaticaRae
No.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 22:48
In reply to NillocSkywalker
Tyrannosaurus Rex = Twerkasaurus Sex.

Can't believe none of you people get it,
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 22:51
In reply to LaZerWoLF
I got it. I'm just sayin', 9 year olds should avoid this blog. You should've put XXX in the beginning just because.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 22:53
In reply to NillocSkywalker
Twerk is good enough. And it's Miley's problem.

Don't you get it? Being a kids site and posting an innapropriate blog for them all to see is what Miley is doing with her risqué image.
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 22:59
In reply to LaZerWoLF
I should've put JK on the last two comments.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 23:10
In reply to NillocSkywalker
So should I.
Avatar AaronCool
29 Oct 2013 10:09
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:40
In reply to AaronCool
Not really.
Avatar AaronCool
29 Oct 2013 23:33
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Uh, it does.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 23:55
In reply to AaronCool
Bad bby. //Whip XD
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 00:09
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Nuuuu master not le whip!! D:
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 00:58
In reply to AaronCool
K fine. Lol.

I SHALL USE THE FOAM FINGER. ;DDD
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:00
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Wait wha-AHHHHH OH GOD NO WHAT NO EW AGGHHHHH OH CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU-AHHHHHH NOOOOOOO
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:01
In reply to AaronCool
YES. PREPARE YO CHEST

//Miley gets a dark look on her face
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:04
In reply to LaZerWoLF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My inner childhood is ruined! ;_;
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:11
In reply to AaronCool
You're internal organs will be ruined too. Right, Miley? XD LOLOL WTH
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:16
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Damnit Miley you and your foam finger >:T
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:18
In reply to AaronCool
YOU AND YOUR DAMN FOAM FINGER. LOL XD
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:19
In reply to LaZerWoLF
-Quote of the year 2013
xDDDD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:23
In reply to AaronCool
I read a review that was like: "Thanks to Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance, we would never be able to recall 2013 without thinking of her." XDD LOLOL. ITS TRUE.

AND YES. QUOTE OF THE YEAR
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:24
In reply to LaZerWoLF
2013 will be remembered as the Twerkpocalpse xDDDD

THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU <333
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:27
In reply to AaronCool
Yes it will be. The Miyans were off by about a year. XD

<33 XDD
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:40
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Damnit Mayans xDDDD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:43
In reply to AaronCool
Dem Miyans. XD
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:48
In reply to LaZerWoLF
DAT MAYAN THO oFTo xDDDD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:48
In reply to AaronCool
Miyan Cyrus.
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:50
In reply to LaZerWoLF
That one person *facepalm*
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:53
In reply to AaronCool
What? Mylan Cyrus.

Betty Cyrus.

Alberta Cyrus.

Beatrice Cyrus.

Lol. Trying to find OLD WOMAN NAMES FOR MILER.
Avatar AaronCool
30 Oct 2013 01:54
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Jaqcueline Cyrus o.o

CYRUS CYRUS ORIGINALL
Avatar LaZerWoLF
30 Oct 2013 01:57
In reply to AaronCool
Serious Cyrus
Serius Cyrus (Haha lul jk never) XD


HO HO HO
Avatar KaticaRae
29 Oct 2013 15:55
In reply to AaronCool
But it makes dollars.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:40
In reply to KaticaRae
Hardly,
Avatar Axel3000
29 Oct 2013 08:21
WTT.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 09:54
In reply to Axel3000
WTT? O.o
Avatar KaticaRae
29 Oct 2013 15:54
In reply to LaZerWoLF
What The Twerk
Avatar Axel3000
29 Oct 2013 18:56
In reply to KaticaRae
Exactly.
Avatar KaticaRae
29 Oct 2013 19:44
In reply to Axel3000
Seriously?
Avatar Axel3000
29 Oct 2013 19:57
In reply to KaticaRae
Yep.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:39
In reply to Axel3000
Nope.
Avatar Axel3000
30 Oct 2013 04:56
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YES, BECAUSE I SAID SO. ):‹
Avatar Axel3000
31 Oct 2013 07:57
In reply to Axel3000
YES.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
31 Oct 2013 09:49
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
31 Oct 2013 19:19
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YES.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
31 Oct 2013 20:06
In reply to Axel3000
Dude, don't stretch.
Avatar Axel3000
31 Oct 2013 20:37
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Oh yeah, i forgot the page could be stretched. Sorry about that.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
31 Oct 2013 20:37
In reply to Axel3000
Not really.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
31 Oct 2013 19:37
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
31 Oct 2013 20:38
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESetc.
Avatar Axel3000
31 Oct 2013 20:41
In reply to Axel3000
YES×∞
Avatar LaZerWoLF
31 Oct 2013 20:43
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
31 Oct 2013 21:05
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YES×∞×∞
Avatar LaZerWoLF
31 Oct 2013 21:06
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
01 Nov 2013 05:24
In reply to LaZerWoLF
yES yes YES YEs YES×∞ yEs
Avatar LaZerWoLF
01 Nov 2013 18:12
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
01 Nov 2013 20:15
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YES!
Avatar LaZerWoLF
01 Nov 2013 20:55
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
01 Nov 2013 21:05
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YeeESssS
Avatar LaZerWoLF
01 Nov 2013 21:53
In reply to Axel3000
No.
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 01:30
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Y-E-S
Avatar LaZerWoLF
02 Nov 2013 01:31
In reply to Axel3000
WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING UP?!?

NO.
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 05:24
In reply to LaZerWoLF
YES.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
02 Nov 2013 15:52
In reply to Axel3000
YES<333
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 19:51
In reply to LaZerWoLF
No.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
02 Nov 2013 20:21
In reply to Axel3000
I WIN. ;D
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 20:47
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Wha...?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
02 Nov 2013 20:51
In reply to Axel3000
What?
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 21:26
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Didn't you just... Oh, forget it.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
02 Nov 2013 21:27
In reply to Axel3000
Prize, please.
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 21:28
In reply to LaZerWoLF
No.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
02 Nov 2013 21:45
In reply to Axel3000
Then be gone!!
Avatar Axel3000
02 Nov 2013 23:55
In reply to LaZerWoLF
;-; You hurt my feelings... Meanie.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 00:44
In reply to Axel3000
You did it.
Avatar Axel3000
03 Nov 2013 01:39
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Did what?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 02:03
In reply to Axel3000
You said 'No.' when I asked for a prize.
Avatar Axel3000
03 Nov 2013 04:27
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Fine then... *gives barbie doll*
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 04:30
In reply to Axel3000
See? Now was that THAT hard?! XD
Avatar Axel3000
03 Nov 2013 04:39
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Yes... It was my favourite toy!
(jk)
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 05:45
In reply to Axel3000
EMPEROR LAZER DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR CONDOLENCES!!
Avatar Axel3000
03 Nov 2013 05:52
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Gah! The political system is broken!
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 06:01
In reply to Axel3000
NOW GIVE ME YO MONEH THAT I SHALL NOW WASTE ON WORTHLESS ITEMS.
Avatar Axel3000
03 Nov 2013 06:04
In reply to LaZerWoLF
*Gives $2.00*
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 06:09
In reply to Axel3000
Thank you, XD

Lol. We need to end this convo in the blog comments,
Avatar Axel3000
03 Nov 2013 06:11
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Yeah. We should do this in a group or maybe even a chatroom. XD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
03 Nov 2013 06:12
In reply to Axel3000
Yeah. That's probably a better idea. Plus, this is getting laggy.
Avatar KaticaRae
29 Oct 2013 20:08
In reply to Axel3000
Lol
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:39
In reply to KaticaRae
Gurl, please. XD
Avatar Luisjo96
29 Oct 2013 05:34
Wuts dis i dont even.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 09:54
In reply to Luisjo96
Lolololol.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 04:39
I just realized that I never follow the guidelines of First, Second and Third Person. I use all three. Oops. Lol
Avatar princcce7
29 Oct 2013 04:43
In reply to LaZerWoLF
IT DON'T MATTER
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 04:44
In reply to princcce7
Does to.
Avatar princcce7
29 Oct 2013 04:47
In reply to LaZerWoLF
DOES NOT
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 04:47
In reply to princcce7
Uh huh. This story will never get an A.
Avatar atreyufan1500
29 Oct 2013 14:09
In reply to LaZerWoLF
A + +
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:39
In reply to atreyufan1500
I was talking in school. Lolol.
Avatar atreyufan1500
29 Oct 2013 20:51
In reply to LaZerWoLF
It's still A ++
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:52
In reply to atreyufan1500
See?? THIS is why I dislike breast implants.
Avatar atreyufan1500
29 Oct 2013 20:56
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Wut? o.O
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 22:02
In reply to atreyufan1500
Exactly.
Avatar princcce7
29 Oct 2013 04:06
i'm just...
not scary but...
ugh
ick
only the deepest boredom allowed me to finish this
because i was hoping.
i was hoping for miley's last breath.
but it came withmine.
*gag*
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 04:38
In reply to princcce7
GRRL. AWW HAYL NAW,

SHE DID DIE. ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE. Lol.
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 01:59
Also,


YOUR TWISTED MIND TAKES YOU TO STRANGE PLACES, LAZER.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 02:37
In reply to NillocSkywalker
I don't have a twisted mind. All I do is call girls at school hoes and among other words to their face for no apparent reason. That's not twisted.

Also, I'm not wearing a shirt. Also not twisted.

Lul jk. XD WTH
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 03:45
In reply to LaZerWoLF
You sure do like showin off your moobs, don't ya? Why don't you come get twisted over in my bed, bby
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 04:38
In reply to NillocSkywalker
Why are you so creepy? LOL. XD
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 04:50
In reply to LaZerWoLF
I'm not acting creepy. I'm acting like Miley.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 09:54
In reply to NillocSkywalker
But, I love ya man.<3 XD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 09:53
In reply to NillocSkywalker
Ew. Stop being such a hoe, girl.
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 15:21
In reply to LaZerWoLF
I'm not a hoe. I'm a rake.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 20:38
In reply to NillocSkywalker
Hah. Please. Don't be bluffing with your muffin, gurl. XD
Avatar NillocSkywalker
29 Oct 2013 01:58
This was truly scary. My unfinished story about ripping out peoples guts is nothing compared to this. My brain is mush now, so you get +1
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 02:35
In reply to NillocSkywalker
I WIN THE HORROR FEST. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. ;D

TREY. GIMME PRIZE MONEY NOU. XD LOLJK
Avatar PopperMan99
29 Oct 2013 01:22
Well, this is disturbing. I will never respect Miley Cyrus aga- hey wait a second.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 01:25
In reply to PopperMan99
Huh? I'm confused.

Miley's fault. That's why I'm no longer blogging, THERE'S NOTHING TO BLOG FOR ANYMORE!! //CUT CUT CUT XDD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2013 01:15
I feel like this being one of the last Horror Fest blogs and it being mine is kinda symbolic. It's kinda like passing the torch, ya know?
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