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Navy seals copypasta SDK version
Avatar By FiNrOd
Posted 12 Apr 2017 22:19
Category: Poetry
Short introduction:
If you don't know what Navy seals copypasta is (are you living under a rock?). It's a meme. In short it's a guy(wow gender misidentification) who reads a comment that leaves him whining like a b1tch. He responds with a long ass paragraph that's just a bunch of ridiculous claims, and insults. Such as things like “I graduated top in the USA sniper elite force” and “I will not hesitate to use the full force and extent of the Russian marines task force to ****ing blow your face off the side of the earth”. And it gave birth to a lot of unexpected parodies, with similar claims but in different forms. So today I'll be making a parody myself. An SDK version. Based off certain users. (These are long so expect lag once you click the
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The Original version:
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little ****? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

SDK triggered admin version:
“What the flippety did you just floppity say, you little n00b? I'll have you know I've been a member here for 5+ years plus favors, AND have personal affairs with Hullbreach himself, and I've been involved in numerous Chatroom Ninja group meetings, With over 300 confirmed bans. I am highly trained in Profile administration, and I am the top Groupmin in all of the Member Database. You are nothing to me but just another mere Chatroom spammer. I will censor the swoop doop da woop outa you, with precision the likes of this site has ever seen. Mark my words. You think you can get away with saying boop beep, to other users over this site while I'm here? You better refresh that message again. Because as we speak I am contacting Hullbreach on twitter and your IP address is being traced right now nub. So you better prepare for the ban hammer you n00b. The ban hammer that will wipe out the pathetic and pitiful, thing you call your profile. You think your top notch calling other users female dogs. And Mother scrubbers? Cause I'll scrub your mom tonight kiddo. You're freaking done kid. I can be online and anywhere at any time. You think your private group full of hentai is safe? Think again fool. I can ban you in 700 different ways and that's just with one reason. Not only am I also trained in banning with my eyes closed, but I also have full access to Hulls Database powers, and I will use it's power to wipe your swearing, off the face of this Chatroom you little swine. If only you would've known what Divine adminship you were going up against maybe you would've held your wrinkly fingers from typing up the N-word. Now you're paying the price you dabnaging n00b. I will literally admin fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your banned k1dd0.

Thi500(yee) version:
What in Hulls database migration, did you just freaking say about me you little newcomer? I'll have you know I've served here since I was 10 years old and became a veteran straight from the golden age. And I have been involved in countless community projects, including all of the damn SDK quilts. While upholding over 300 confirmed BulletinBoard post. I am highly trained in Roleplaying and plagiarising content. I have ran for overlord 3 freaking times you think you can compare to me you little piece of fundip? Mate you are nothing to me but just another dead username. I will deny all of your blogs and polls, the freak out of this place with my administration. With precision the likes of your kind has ever seen. Pin my words newcomer. You think you can say that snip whip to the cream about me? Think again buckler. As we speak I am contacting Jsa005 on YouTube to host a community meeting this Afternoon at 4:23pm. We already have seventy six thousand reservations, and two hundred thousand likes. Your screwed son. I am literally active all day anytime, and anywhere. That means I can show judgement to you with my administration twenty four seven, AND keep an active and friendly community pal. Even when I'm taking a piss, I can community guideline strike you seven hundred different times with one claim of evidence while writing a family friendly parody blog. And that's just while I'm using my left hand swindler. Not only am I highly trained in public and community associating. I also have full access to Admin powers, did I mention that already? Well too bad scrub. I will use its full extent and force to give you a 1 hour ban obliterating you from the face of the chat room. Your literally done son. If only you knew who you were talking to you uncultured swine. You would've held onto your “clever” comment and your shout box privledges. But you couldn't, and you didn't and now your paying the price scrub.

GeminiGuardian(Mimi) version:
Hey hey hey, what the freak did you just say about me you little nerd? I'll have you know I graduated as the top student in my Science class, At Tater tots university. And I have been involved in numerous government space research facilities in Alabama. And I have over 200 scientifically confirmed pieces evidence. I am trained in back to back elite Chess:for kids. And I am an undefeated top chess champion in the children's tournament. You are nothing to me but just another pawn. I will bishop the dang likes outta you with piece flicking skills the like of which has never seen before on this board. Mark my words causal. You think you can get away with being an immature child to me on this site? Think again stupid. As we speak I am contacting NASA to deliver a nuclear 3GB EMP RPG WWII Lazar Missile artillery NEXT-GEN machine gun attachment Warboat with three fighter jets. So you better prepare for the storm baka. The storm that will destroy your pathetic little thing you call your life. You're done kiddo. I can be anywhere at anytime. And strategically prove you wrong in seven hundred different ways, and that just in one sitting. Not only am I extensively trained in Chinese board games. But I also have full access to the governments entire arsenal supply of nuclear rockets. That I will use to its full extent to blow your face off the face of this galaxy. If you don't let me win this game of tic-tac-toe. You little loser of only you knew who you were talking to. And what divine strategic facts would've fell onto you. Maybe you would've held your toungue. But you couldn't, and didn't and now you face the facts Baka!

Luisjo96(Lois) version:
Wot the actual fuk did, ya just fukin say to me you lvl 9 scrub? I'll have m9 know that I trained from Pallet town all the way to the elite four. And graduated top of my class in Community college skrob. I've bean involved in numerous raids against team Flare. And i have over 746 confirmed victories in Pokémon Stadium and 6 successful heroic dungeons completed in World of Warcraft. I am professionally trained in Modern Melee combat,Gang Warfare an bein a heavy in tf2. And I am the top Pyro that has ever surfac’d in the MetalGear military. Pal ur nuthin to me but a nuther scout. I will ApcheTomlazarHelicopter Main GatlingGun blow m9 off to the Johto region. With IV and EV scaling, ur rubbish self has never seen on this Dungeon before m8. Mark thine words. Yah betta disconnect before ya git yer body one with a sink. Y’ull neva see the light of the dam day again. Ya think you can get away wiff insultin me and my steam group? Think again loser, as we speak I am contacting mah crew on KIK, and we’re tracing your coordinates on the world map right now we’ll come over an kick ur ass, in every game you own scrub. So you better prepare for the Storm ya maggot. The storm that will whip the sad and pitiful thing you call yer life. Yer gonna get yer fukin ass whooped kiddo. I can tear ya apart with in 200 different ways with my hands clench’d. Not only am I highly trained in (Building a wall) high defense penetration. but I also have full access to entire arsenal of The Dalamascus empire’s Airships. And I will not hesitate to use it to its full extent to obliterate your sad existence from the World map. You little sh1t. If only you knew wot divin retribution your little insult woulda brought upon yer self. Maybe you woulda shutted yer meowth. But you couldn't, and didn't and now yer paying for my steam game’s skrob.


More copy pastas on this Reddit page
I will probably add more, and bump this blog later.
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Comments
Avatar Star Shadow
13 Apr 2017 15:55
"6 Heroic Dungeons"? Heroic dungeons were so 2 expansions ago. Try Mythic 11+.
Avatar FiNrOd
13 Apr 2017 20:04
In reply to Star Shadow
It resembles he's bad at WOW.
Avatar Luisjo96
14 Apr 2017 05:16
In reply to FiNrOd
Funny cuz i don't really, even play that :n
Avatar FiNrOd
14 Apr 2017 13:25
In reply to Luisjo96
thumb
Avatar Gemini Guardian
13 Apr 2017 11:54
lol how did you know about the baka
Avatar FiNrOd
13 Apr 2017 20:04
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Weeb
Avatar Luisjo96
13 Apr 2017 07:01
I'm actually okay with this.
Avatar FiNrOd
13 Apr 2017 20:04
In reply to Luisjo96
You beta
Avatar Thi500
12 Apr 2017 23:35
Also, *you're
Avatar FiNrOd
13 Apr 2017 03:52
In reply to Thi500
Where?
Avatar Thi500
13 Apr 2017 11:48
In reply to FiNrOd
"Your literally done son"
Avatar Thi500
12 Apr 2017 23:34
And wait how did you know I was left handed?
Avatar FiNrOd
13 Apr 2017 03:53
In reply to Thi500
3/4 of the world is right handed. I took a risk and assumed your main binary hand gender.
Avatar Thi500
13 Apr 2017 11:48
In reply to FiNrOd
Assuming my hand's gender is punishable by ban
Avatar FiNrOd
23 May 2017 13:25
In reply to Thi500
EXPOSED
Avatar Gemini Guardian
13 Apr 2017 11:55
In reply to Thi500
Didn't you tell us this before a couple days ago?
Avatar Thi500
12 Apr 2017 23:31
Okay but this is accurate
Avatar oswaldo123
12 Apr 2017 22:55
Full access to the government's entire arsenal of nuclear rockets.

Ded.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
13 Apr 2017 11:55
In reply to oswaldo123
ikr lol
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