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English (Not so Funny Jokes) Part 3
Avatar By NightJumper13
Posted 17 Apr 2017 03:14
Category: Miscellaneous

1.What do you call a witch at the beach?

A Sandwhich

2.How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid

3.What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

4.How many sheeps does it take to make one wool sweater?

I didn't Even know sheeps could knit

5.Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work

(These jokes aren't mine, please don't hate me)
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Avatar Luisjo96
17 Apr 2017 22:56
Nice meme
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
17 Apr 2017 14:58
lol I love these
Avatar AssassinKitten
17 Apr 2017 07:03
Sheep is already plural. Unless that was part of the joke or something.
Avatar NightJumper13
17 Apr 2017 08:31
In reply to AssassinKitten
That's what my cousin wrote on my notebook.
Avatar AssassinKitten
17 Apr 2017 17:25
In reply to NightJumper13
Tell He/She/It that Sheep is already a plural and does not require the s at the end. Don't let them make the mistake again.
Avatar NightJumper13
17 Apr 2017 23:24
In reply to AssassinKitten
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