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English (Not so Funny) Jokes Part 4
Avatar By NightJumper13
Posted 19 Apr 2017 00:54
Category: Miscellaneous
Jokes
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1.What do tigers have that no other animals have?

Baby Tigers


2.Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He didn't have anybody to take


3.Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

There is a fan in every seat


4.What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?

Pork Chops


5.What did the man say when he walks into a bar?

Ouch!


-Suggested by Rainbow51743-
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup


Disclaimer: I don't own these jokes, these were from my cousin, pls dont hate me
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Comments
Avatar Gemini Guardian
20 Apr 2017 12:25
-when you didn't see this until now- T^T How did I miss thissssssssssss
Avatar Luisjo96
19 Apr 2017 12:56
*Hates you strongly*
Avatar Rainbow51743
19 Apr 2017 05:21
(Here's one you can use if you want)
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!
Avatar NightJumper13
19 Apr 2017 05:56
In reply to Rainbow51743
hahaha, good one
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