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"Fidget Spinners & Glitter-Crossed Lovers" (A Short Sonic x Kesha Fanfiction)
Avatar By LaZerWoLF
Posted 14 Jul 2017 04:39
Category: Short Story


It had been five years since pop superstar, Kesha, had stepped into the limelight. After the dispute with her abuser, producer Dr. Luke, she had been at home in Nashville, ready to kick of the promotion for her upcoming comeback record, "Rainbow". But that was before a quick flash of blue had caught her attention.

"Who's there...?" Kesha asked with a bit of fear in her voice before she caught the sudden scent of chili dogs in the air.

"Whoever you are, you smell good..." she mused, before the blue hedgehog finally showed himself to her.

Sonic the Hedgehog had heard of Kesha's struggles, and want d to support her before she released her first single for this upcoming project. His eyes scanned the rather attractive woman before him.

"Whoa, uh, Kesha, right?" He asked in a curious tone.

Kesha had been taking in the view. The smell of those hot, chili dogs, and the manliness than surrounded his blue, sexy body. He turned her on.

"Well, if it isn't my childhood hero! Lookin' hot as ever, I see!" She mused with a smirk.

Sonic just blushed lightly. Such a pretty and talented woman, whether she was obsessed with glitter or not, he felt a certain feeling in his little hedgehog heart.

"H-Hot?" He said with a stutter, not quite sure how to react.

Kesha began to approach the rather dashing hedgehog, that smirk never leaving her face.

"Uh? Duh? Didn't you know I wrote "Your Love is My Drug" about you, cutie?" She asked.

"B-But I don't even have a beard!" He said, starting to sweat a bit before she quickly moved in and kissed him, wrapping her arms around Sonic.

"Stop talking..." She muttered, as the two got it on like rabbits.

Kesha's new boyfriend was Sonic the Hedgehog and they were very much in love. Their engagement rings were Crayola glitter fidget spinners, and the two never strayed apart from each other. It was truly love in every sense of the word and they both lived happily ever after.


Explanation: These screenshots explain everything. 😂






Featured: Yes (Thi500)
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Avatar GEMini GUARDian
19 Jul 2017 03:23
I only read this because Sonic was in it.
Avatar Luisjo96
14 Jul 2017 21:52
This kills the lois.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 22:40
In reply to Luisjo96
Say what.
Avatar FiNrOd
14 Jul 2017 17:18
no plz.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 17:51
In reply to FiNrOd
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 08:56
I assume you are a Kesha fan?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 09:29
In reply to oswaldo123

But this was Angela's fault. xD
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 16:30
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Can't lie here. Tic toc was a pretty catchy song. Lol
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 17:51
In reply to oswaldo123

"TiK ToK?"


She's more than that.
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 18:08
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Mimi didn't even know who that was. XD
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 18:05
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Well I haven't even heard of her in years so.. :u
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 18:14
In reply to oswaldo123
Yeah, long and sad story.
Avatar Thi500
14 Jul 2017 05:15
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 05:20
In reply to Thi500
I am so sorry. xD
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