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Why Cookies Are The Best
Avatar By GEMini GUARDian
Posted 25 Dec 2017 14:02
Bumped 20 May 2018 15:55
Category: Educational

Cookies
They're crumbly
They're softly
They're chocolaty

You can eat them
Love 'em
Hug 'em
And eat them.

They can be made by love
By other foods
By yummy things
They can be anything you want them to be

They can taste good
If you're talented
But if you're not
They won't. They just won't.

So if you're not talented
Stop wasting precious cookie ingredients
And go get RamsAy Gordon

Cookies are shape-shifters
They can be round
Square, or even crescent shaped
They can also help with geometry

They can cure sadness
Angriness
Loneliness
They can even make midget screaming humans be quiet

Cookies are magical
What else can made of lots of ingredients
Can become any shape
Taste absolutely amazing
And are portable
Like cookies?

Nothing.

Cookies can also be any colour too
Blue
White
Or even green like Scourge

Cookies are just amazing, and you muat be broken if you cannot agree in some way, shape, or form.






Thank you all for accepting my strangeness.
Featured: Yes (GEMini GUARDian)
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Comments
Avatar MidnightSkylight
23 Apr 2018 13:28
But it's Gordon Ramsay
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
23 Apr 2018 15:04
In reply to MidnightSkylight
I was reading the blog before I read this comment and I noticed thatttttttt D:
Avatar banjo2
12 May 2018 03:58
In reply to GEMini GUARDian
RamsAy Gordon sounds better.
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
12 May 2018 16:45
In reply to banjo2
Muchh
Avatar acidAPPLE
27 Dec 2017 15:26
Ice cream is better because it can take on any form and every form. And you can put it IN BETWEEN COOKIES TO MAke an iCE CREAM SAndwich lOl
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
27 Dec 2017 16:52
In reply to acidAPPLE
Nah.
Avatar acidAPPLE
27 Dec 2017 19:02
In reply to GEMini GUARDian
Yah
Avatar MIMtheHERO
03 May 2018 15:47
In reply to acidAPPLE
Cookies don't melt, well, completely anyway.
Avatar acidAPPLE
21 May 2018 17:53
In reply to MIMtheHERO
yes they do.
Avatar TheLegend27
27 Dec 2017 00:30
Pie Is Better
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
27 Dec 2017 00:33
In reply to TheLegend27
no.
Avatar TheLegend27
27 Dec 2017 23:50
In reply to GEMini GUARDian
Yes.
Avatar redflarezZ
27 Dec 2017 00:04
cookies are my dad
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
27 Dec 2017 00:33
In reply to redflarezZ
Same
Avatar banjo2
26 Dec 2017 04:57
why is this educationallllllll
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
26 Dec 2017 05:10
In reply to banjo2
Because it educates you in why cookies are the best
Avatar banjo2
26 Dec 2017 05:14
In reply to GEMini GUARDian
thank
Avatar kodaB3
25 Dec 2017 14:06
Cookie Monster is my spirit animal
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
25 Dec 2017 14:10
In reply to kodaB3
Same tbh xD
Avatar kodaB3
25 Dec 2017 15:18
In reply to GEMini GUARDian
cOoKiE??
Avatar GEMini GUARDian
25 Dec 2017 15:45
In reply to kodaB3
yEs plEaSe
Avatar banjo2
26 Dec 2017 04:57
In reply to GEMini GUARDian
me too thanks
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