|Waffle King's Profile|
|"I've been told that I'm narcissistic. But I'm really not. It's not my fault I'm the best person ever."|
|BIRTHDAY||29 Mar 1337|
|LAST LOGIN||23 May 2013|
|MEMBER SINCE||12 Sep 2010|
|Waffle King's Biography|
I am The Almighty Waffle King. You are not worthy to stand before me. Go sit in the corner.
Woo, fun facts about me time. I am more awesome than you in every way possible. I did absolutely nothing of great importance to become an admin. I'm just naturally this epic. I am a genius, and a pretty sexy one too. I'm just real smooth like that.
I like to read, draw, breathe, exist, and breed a superior race of man. I'm quite the veteran gamer. If I typed out my gaming resume on here, I'd run out of room for my profile before I even got halfway through. I'm a big Nintendo fan, but I'm not one of those fanboys that craps their pants and throws a tantrum when people think another system might be fun. I actually hope to get into game design as a career.
I can play guitar a bit, and I enjoy drawing. I write often. Mostly stories, though the ones I've written here hardly show my talent. I'm also a blackbelt in Tae-Kwon-Do. Brains, brawn, and sexy charm. What can't I do? I really wonder that sometimes.
My favorite book is Slaughterhouse 5, and my favorite band is Pink Floyd. I listen to a wide variety of things, though. Classical, Rock, Jazz, etc. Video game music is pretty good too.
I am not here to bring peace, but a banhammer. I am here to set noob against noob, admin against admin, blogger against blogmin, and chatter against chatmin. All who stand in my way are worthy of a banhammer blow upon their brow, as are any who stand in the way of my lulz.
A very sexy dinosaur.
|Master Review List|
|Waffle King's Blogs|
|INTRODUCING THE FUTURE OF GAMING, XBOX ONE||
23 May 2013
|Why Am I Alive?||
21 May 2013
|"When I See a Hole, I Just Can't Help Myself."||
13 May 2013
|NEW POKEMON X AND Y NEWS||
11 May 2013
|This Game is a (W)itch||
08 May 2013
|Profile set to private|
at 17 May 2013 02:16
|LOL EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. He won't understand the Vita is garbage, it's been out wayyyyy too long to have like what, 30 games? Alsssssoooooooooo, can you add my 3DS fc? <3|
at 17 May 2013 00:34
|LOL, MY BROTHER THINKS POKEMON GATES TO INFINITY HAS BAD GRAPHICS AND THE VITA GAMES LOOK BETTER! We must burn him alive before he breeds. e-e|
at 06 May 2013 16:56
|We need to play MK7.|
at 06 May 2013 04:39
|That was the best present ever, sir. You have my gratitude.|
at 05 May 2013 22:13
|Feel like coming to my Last Story Match? Check my newest blog for more info.|