List of Characters in MoDBC
“I'm Princess Helena Dusklight of Evelynia, Master of Death and savior of the damned.”
“Actually, my Tuatara's Eye reveals to me that the icing on this cake is in fact mint icing that is white instead of mint green in color, and mint icing is actually my favorite, although I suspect that it is Helena's favorite as well.”
“Let's see here… I made us all able to breathe in an airless and waterless environment full of toxic gases without dying, I made us all able to pass through cursed flames and withstand temperatures of over 1,000,000 °K without being instantly incinerated, and I made it so that we can survive environmental curses that inflict tens of thousands of points of damage every second and reduce all of our stats by over 99%… Is that everything that I need to protect us against before we can enter?”
“If by "have some fun" you mean having fun hacking her to bits with my axes, then sure!”
“Wow, I was just praised by a Dragon…”
“A true warrior doesn't run from any battle. They go charging in with their eyes wide open, even if they know that they are going to die.”
“Well, it IS a fairly common name, I suppose…”
“What you are proposing now has never been done before, not even by Lady Necrofyrmythyr herself, so you must be prepared for the potential consequences of attempting to do this…”
“I have been alive for over 123 years, and I've seen many souls leave their bodies when they die…”
“I am a representative of Moreku the Gluttonous, Sin Lord of Infanticide and devourer of children…”
“I am Witherot the Foul, Lord of Decay and slow but certain harbinger of death…”
“I am Killgore the Butcher, Lord of the Minotaurs and decimator of all who cross my path!”
“Don't worry Sister, I will kill the blueskins and the skeletons while you're playing with the Vampire girl.”
“Possessing a weak, lust-driven soul like yours shall be an easy task for me, Bloodbust the Irresistible, Lady of the Succubi and temptress of lost souls!”
“Had that man simply specified the precise dimensions, weight, latitude, longitude, and altitude of the mountain of gold, as well as the precise time which it should appear, it would've been impossible for the Genie to have interpreted his wish the way that they did, and he could've been the wealthiest man in all of Midgard, as well as living long enough to have his remaining 2 wishes granted.”
“You see Son, most of the people who were lucky enough to find Genies in the past were idiots, not legal experts like your mom…”
“I'd probably just wish for some cool Human girl to be born and invent Necromancy or something…”
“Time to wish for those trillion Coelacanths like Sharka suggested I do yesterday…
“Hey! We missed that little one over there!”
“It doesn't even look that small, really. It could even be a Cookiecutter Shark, or one of those Magic Carps that grow up and turn into Sea Dragons.”
“You are incredibly fortunate that I am dead, Demon, and you, your "master", and the rest of your kind would do well to remember that.”
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