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Deeznuts kicked down Basils door at 3am. "AY BASIL WANNA GO TO DICKS SPORTING GOODS?!?!" He screeched.
Basil calmly rolled over to face Deeznuts and ran his hand across the lamp next to him, Eventally finding the on switch. (Right next to the flaming hot lightbulb because lamps are designed well!) "Huh....?" Basil asked, rubbing his eyes with a rather confused look on his face. He'd been trying to get a good sleep for two days, he was finally sleeping until...
"We're going to Dicks Sporting Goods! It'll be fun!" Deeznuts insisted.
"Deeznuts sir, who thinks of the word fun and their first thought is Dicks Sporting Goods?" Basil asked quietly, still trying to grasp
his consciousness.
"Me!" Deeznuts yelled.
"Also your dad..." Basil muttered under his breath. Deeznuts grabbed Basil by the shirt and dragged him out the door. "Come on Basil we're going to Dicks Sporting Goods now..."
Basil struggled in Deeznut's grip, "No Deeznuts sir I don't wanna go!" Deeznut's grip tightened
in an attempt to restrain the struggling boy. "You have to go..." Deeznuts said....
M E N A C I N G L Y !
Basil suddenly felt as though this wasn't going to be a friendly outing and that maybe Deeznuts had other plans....Although Basil didn't have much time to ponder since Deeznuts has already dragged him into Dicks Sporting Goods. "Come on Basil follow me!" Deeznuts said, grabbing Basils hand and leading him to a aisle. "Oh, this is a fun one, look!" Deeznuts yelled, pointing at the shelf. Basil stared at the shelf. It contained only baseball bats. Basil Immediately dropped to the floor and started shaking, he was remembering things he'd repressed, things from another universe...Things he never wished to experience again, all rushing back to him in full technicolor. "NO!" He screamed punching the floor. "NOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled again, sobbing into the cold
stone floor. While Deeznuts looked at him like he was deranged. Which he probably was.
PART TWO!!!!!
It was nighttime and Deeznuts was lying awake at night, thinking about Basils reaction. He'd seen his friends have mental breakdowns before, that was normal. But at Dicks Sporting Goods, the most magical place on earth?!?!
it just didn't make sense.
But then again, when did anything make sense?
Deeznuts woke up to an angelic voice.
"DEEZNUTS WAKE THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE!" Mari screamed, slapping him in the face. It was his dear sister Mari waking him up in a very friendly manner.
"GUHHHHAAAAOWKJEJDJJDIDSKSKSOSOSOSOODJSXJI" Deeznuts replied tiredly, which I could only assume to be a threat.
"It's time for violin or some shit." Mari stated. Deeznuts felt as though he'd been in this situation before, not this....Exact situation before but something similar. Although he couldn't quite put his finger on it....Maybe if he played along, he could figure it out.
"Dude, wake up." Mari stated splashing a bucket of water over Deeznuts.
Deeznuts rolled out of the bed. "I'm awake." He stated now very sad and wet.
"WE GOTTA GO PRACTICE VIOLIN BECAUSE OF A RECITAL OR SOME CRAP AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!" Mari screeched, running into the very convient violin practicing room in their house. Deeznuts was on the floor and proceeded to slither (Yes, you read that correctly.) after her. After playing Violin for 8 hours and Mari not letting Deeznuts leave until he 100%ed the song on extreme mode, they were conviently standing near te staircase arguing about Mari's perfectionist personality trope. "Hey Mari look down the stairs, it's Hero shirtless!" Deeznuts yelled. Immediately she ran over to the stairs "OMG WHERE?!?" She asked desperately. At that moment Deeznuts pushed Mari down the stairs, then had a realization.
HE'D DONE THIS BEFORE.
Everything went in slow motion as he watched her sister fall.
BUT SHE GRABBED A PART OF THE RAILING MIDWAY DOWN.
"You fool...." She breathes heavily, standing up. "You can't get rid of me that easily!" She yelled, slowly climbing back up the stairs. She was severely injured yes, but not dead.
"HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!?" Deeznuts yelled.
"Skill issue..." Mari muttered under her breath, kicking Deeznuts out the window.
(PERSONA?!??)