(Warning: The events, people and locations in this story are purely fictional and are not intended on represent any real events or some real country, any similarity with real historical events are purely coincidental)

-I don't want to say my name, but i want to tell the story of my beloved homeland, I'm from Leoland, an archipielago in the Pacific Ocean, with a similar size as Germany, The story of my independent nation starts in 1952, Leoland used to be the General Captaincy of Leoland, a overseas territory of Spain, but with the decolonization plans of the United Nations, Leoland proclamed its independence the October 25th of 1952, And Rafael de Santa López was elected as the president, the first years of the republic was a good period, Rafael was a great politician and a good man, he turned our country into a rich tropical paradise, and just in 1955 My great grandfather called Juan Alfonso Villavicencio migrated to this country, he was a former Spanish soldier, who fought in the Spanish Republican Army, Agaisnt Franco's Army, but the Republic lost the War, and Juan needed to leave Spain, because he was afraid of being captured by Franco, and approaching that one Spanish colony just became independent recently, (I mean Leoland) he went to that place, after being exiled in The U.S.A. by some little time ago, but he don't liked that anglo country, and he wanted something more familiar with him, so Leoland was the perfect place, he arrived Leoland and he could prosper so easily, he bought a cheap house with all his savings, and he was stablished, easily, due to the country's generalized richness, but i want to say, Leoland turned into a land of craziness, and wacky events, in 1957, Rafael was re-elected as the president, he was about to start his second government, but during his speech, someone tried to kill him with a gun shut, but the murderer's aim was just poor and terrible, and instead of killing him, he just accidentally broke his belt, and Rafael's pants just fell off, everybody saw his ridiculous underpants in public TV, and laugh as f*ck, and Rafael was just too ashamed, and he decided to renounce to the charge, he was such a shy and introvert president, he don't usually used to make public speechs, except a few ones, So he was replaced with his Vice President Teodoro de la Villa, but sadly, he only lasted one week, because he was assasinaited and replaced with a military junta, Leaded by three generals, it started a weird, sad, and wacky at the same time, historical period for this country...

(To be continued...)