it was a dark tuesday night at a deserted camp blood, also known as camp crystal lake. aaron and noob were busy throwing rocks at the lake and watched them skip, "hey dawg did y'know like a 'lil boy drowned here back in the day?"

"nah." noob replied as he threw a rock. aaron blinked, "oh well you're gonna hear the story anyways." he blankly said. "well about decades ago there was a lady and she worked here at this exact camp, and she had a son who was born w-"

"your mom." noob selfishly snickered.

aaron scoffed and continued, "..he was born with deformities and the 'lil kids like bullied him and one day threw him in the lake and he drowned and his mom went crazy and killed people. then the little boy, jason, he apparently came back to slash some more. and also i heard his big and hot so yeah." noob turned, "that's stupid, he's dead." aaron rolled his eyes as grabbed a rock and threw it at the lake. the little rock didn't skip or sink, it was floating on what seemed to be a bigger rock in the water. noob continued to yap as aaron focused his eyes onto the "boulder" in the lake. "shut the fuck up will you?" he exclaimed at the yapper who was ready to throw a 'you're gay', "look there at the rock, it's floating." aaron pointed to the floating rock. noob turned and saw the little floating rock, "nah you're high."

"i'm not you." aaron rolled his eyes. suddenly the rock was coming closer and the boulder was growing and coming out of the water. the two backed up from the lake at the sight of this. "IT'S GROWING!!" aaron yelped as he backed up. the boulder was wet and fully out the water. the moonlight revealed it to be a 6 foot tall big man. noob let his instrusive thoughts win and threw a rock at the man. the "boulder" immediately turned to him and started to aggressively walk over. "RUN!!" aaron exclaimed as he grabbed noob by the shirt and ran away. they both kept running as the man slowly followed them. both of them ran in a cabin and hid under the bed, "dude that motherfucker scared the hell outta me." noob whispered. "well yeah but not gonna lie he was kinda..-" aaron was cut off by loud footsteps coming into the cabin. the two immediately stayed quiet as they watched the lake boulder man walk through the cabin. "i think i can take him, i'm not a bitch."

"SHH!!" aaron loudly replied. suddenly the man walked over and immediately lifted the bed, revealing two losers who were now screaming their lungs out. the man immediately grabbed aaron by the neck and lifted him like it was nothing. noob immediately backed up, his pupils shrinking. aaron kicked and squirmed around as he lost air. aaron took a good look at the man, "J..JA-JAS.." noob's red eyes widened as he realized that aaron found out the man was actually jason, the little boy who had drowned back in the day. "HEY JASON!!" noob screamed. jason immediately turned to him and earned a chair hit to his chest. he immediately let go of aaron as he fell. aaron took deep breaths and then got up, "zoinks, well i think it's about time we get out of here scooby." noob pushed aaron and then kicked jason in the face. "wait." aaron said. "what?" noob questioned the impressionator. aaron walked to his bag and pulled out a small pocket knife. he walked over to the unconscious jason and slit his throat open, "you were really hot, jason." he exclaimed before wiping his knife clean and putting it in his pocket. "can we leave now i need some hotpockets." aaron turned to noob, "sure." they both walked out the cabin and stupidly back to the trail back to town.