I have no idea what to categorize this blog, so I'll go with short story, for now.
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John McAfee was born in September 18, 1945
(9/18/1945)
on an American Air Force base.

(↑Earliest verifiable picture I could find.)

His father was very abusive, and when John McAfee was 17, his father committed suicide.

After that, he (John McAfee) started to get interested in computers in the 1980s.

He had revolutionized the computer by adding a program that could detect viruses and delete them automatically! He called the detection code, "VirusScan"
(Keep in mind during those times, there wasn't so many anti-viruses.)

Later on he founded McAfee®, an anti-virus company.
He struck it rich by spreading his anti-virus, ( now called McAfee® )
During this time, he had accumulated 5 wifes (not simultaneously)
John McAfee has also said that he has 42 children (but you can't believe everything on the internet!)

But comes with fame, comes controversy.
During his later life he committed tax evasion and some other illegal corruptions.
During 2010s, he fled to Belize to escape tax evasion.

From his profits he had bought a mansion on a Belizean island.
During his time in Belize he had became associated with the drug cartel and had a methamphetamine factory.
Here is a picture of John McAfee during that time:


This is finally when the Belizean police take action.
They arrested John McAfee.
They put him in prison for owning illegal drugs, right? Wrong. They let him off.
Later on, reports from his neighbor, Gregory Faull saying, "John McAfee lets out his four wild aggressive dogs out and they try to eat my parrot."
A day after, the dogs are poisoned—possibly by Gregory Faull, and furthermore, he has a fatal gunshot wound to his forehead.
John McAfee was the only person who would've done such a thing.

Now John McAfee has to run away, a second time.
He runs away but doesn't get far, as he gets caught by Guatemalan bordel patrol for trying to illegally cross Guatemala.
He is scheduled to be deported back to Belize—but then he fakes a heart attack and is on a airplane headed to America. He then lives the hot-shot life in Miami.
A year later he is caught and imprisoned in Spain on behalf of the US Department of Justice in October 5th, 2020.
On June 23rd, 2021, he supposedly committed suicide while still in prison.

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This is not the end though, as his ex-wife, Janice McAfee, says that John McAfee didn't commit suicide, but was rather murdered.
John McAfee has also stated that if he ever committed "suicide" that it was faked.

-- "If I ever commit "suicide", I was "whack'd by the government."

Further investigation on his suicide is ongoing.

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Please tell me if I missed anything crucial or if you have an opinion on this story.
After all, we all have free speech.


- KoolyAid, turning his 2DS off and incredibly tired with baggy eyes at 1:00 in the morning from writing, out.