Ok, So many people here probably haven't read the Percy Jackson Series so I'm here to give you some quotes out of context. I'm not even gonna try to explain. But if you have some questions just ask!

"The sea does not like to be restrained" - Poisedon

"I can see the stars again m'lady" Zoe Nightshade

"Remember, remember what it's like to be human" Jason Grace

"power has to bow down to wisdom sometimes" Annabeth Chase

"I'm no ones sidekick" Annabeth Chase

" You, My friend, are a ray of sunshine" - Percy Jackson

"I could use some Dam french fries" - Grover Underwood

"Great Power comes with a great nap, wake me up later-" - Nico di Angelo

"No, You're a Percy, I'm a Leo" - Leo Valdez

"You turn into an Iguana" -Leo Valdez

I vaporized my pre-algebra teacher

I scoop poop

I set myself on fire

I became the supreme lord of the bathroom

Grover unexpectedly loses his pants

A god buys us cheeseburgers

(and the rest is from the 4th book, battle of the labyrinth.)

Nico had summoned the dead with coke and cheese burgers.

Oh my dad is the all powerful evil titan lord who wants to destroy the western civilization, I want to be just like him when I grow up!

Either the sky isn't as tall as he used to be, or- he's short.

Maybe that's why monsters fade, It's not what about mortals believe, maybe its because you give up on yourself

I wondered how he dressed the middle chest since it had no arms

Hi, nice chests- uh, ranch! nice ranch you have.

I figured maybe this is how he tortured people, he embarrased them to death riding the moo mobile.