Oh, sweet Soapy,
why'd you have to go?
Oh, sweet Soapy,
you know I loved you so!

Even when I didn't know,
wether you were a chick or dude,
you saw the love in my eyes,
so why be so rude?

Hamburgers are my enemy,
they make me want to cry.
Strange, you may say,
but it's their fault you had to die ;_;