I got up this morning, with the intention that I had only gotten 3 hours of sleep. I got up, tripped, and broke my mirror. Getting up, I whacked my head on the dresser and went out cold.
Later on that morning, I met my friend at a coffee shop. I spilled my decaf coffee on my lap, fell over, hit the saltshaker, and spilled the salt. My friend freaked out, ran out the door, and got hit by a sweaty dude riding a bike.
I went home for lunch. I ate a smelly sandwich. It started to rain. I opened my umbrella inside before walking outside.

And now I'm even more nervous. What other unlucky things are going to happen to me!?