Day 942: Before i was "neutered" as the humans say i met a pretty lady cat. Today she has informed me that she has had kittens. I was very excited till i met the lil brats. I at once knew i hated them when i saw them and got in a fight with the pretty lady cat. She banished me from her teritory. It's her loss though i was going to take her out to anoy the neighborhood dogs.

I have also succeded in ruining another peice of furniture that my captors own.