So, there is a Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man(no offense). They are all going to Hell. The Chinese man died because he had AIDS. The Mexican man died because he was a drunk. Lastly, the American man died because he smoked too much.

The three men met Satan. Satan locked the Chinese man up in a room full of beautiful women. Satan said, "If don't touch any of these women for ONE YEAR, I'll let you go to Heaven."

Satan locks the Mexican man up in a room full of beer. He says, "If you don't drink any of these for ONE YEAR, I'll let you go to Heaven."

Satan locks the American man up in a room full of cigarettes. He says, "If you don't smoke any of these for ONE YEAR, I'll let you go to Heaven."

One year passes and Satan sees the Chinese man kissing the women. He says, "Nope, you're staying!" and walks off. He sees the Mexican man passed out drunk and says, "Nope, you're staying!" and he walks off.

When he sees the American man sitting there, he is amazed. The American hasn't smoked ANY cigarettes. Satan says, "Before I let you go, tell me how you did it!"

The American says, "It was easy, actually. You're such an idiot, you forgot to give me a lighter!"