Day 991: I find it helpful to just fall down the stairs instead of doing all the work to walk down.

Today the humans put a tree in the living room. Then they hung a bunch of junk on it. Humans are hard to understand. I went and slept in the window all day.

Day 992: Today it snowed. I hate snow i always get wet.

I sat on the heater and watched the picture box with the smallish human. Some green thing kept appearing and breaking into humans houses and stealing their junk covered trees. It also liked taking boxes and toys. It made no sense to me so i took a nap.

Day 993: Today's activities are to hard to describe. I'll be licking glue outa mi fur for days and coughing up glittery hairballs.