1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
2.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
3.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
4.I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Dam, I’m good at telling lies!
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!
5.Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
6.Medusa looked at Chuck Norris and she turned to stone.
7.If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
8.Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back
JOKES!!
9.Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill!
10.Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'!
11.Yo' momma's so ugly, her mother used to put rubber bands on her ears so people would think the girl was wearing a mask!
12.Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
By @jana1rox
