Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer.

If you have five bucks and Chuck Norris has five bucks, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't read book he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Some kids wear super man pajamas, super man wears Chuck Norris pjamas.

Kids check under their beds for the boogie man, the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a nightlight, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I`ll post more if y'all want me to or post some in the comments o.o