don't know if i can get in trouble from thesse so heres the goodie-too-shoo version...

bartender i really did it this time broke my parrol to have a good time, when i got home it was 6 AM the door was lockked so I kicked it in, she was trippin' on the biils I think she was high on some pills, she threw my things out into the yard, and she called me a bum and slapped me real hard, and in my drunken stupor I did what i should've never done now I'm sittin' here talkin to you drunk and on the run

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside waitin for my ride on the outside she took my heart in the trailorpark so I jacked the keys to her fathers car, crashed that chevorlette and then stepped away

you know Mo I'll probly get ten years so just get me beers 'till they get here yea i know the sun is comin' up and y'all are probly gettin ready for closin up but I'm tryin to dry my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road and everything that I love is gone and I'm tired of hangin' on

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside waitin for my ride on the outside she stole my heart in the trailorpark so I jacked the keys to her fathers car crashed that chevorleete and then stepped away

yes it was misery romance is misery so much for memories and Imma headin' to the penatentery see me on TV next cop series I am in danger guess i shoulda did somethin about my anger but i never learn, real things i dont concern i know its my fault but i wasn't happy it was over she threw a fit so i crashed her fathers Nova so now im goin back again back to the pen to see my friends when we all pile out that county van they'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside waitin for my ride on the outside she broke my heart in the trailorpark so i jacked the keys to her fathers car crashed that chevorlette and then stepped away