My face as a whole looks like you would like it to look.
My shoulders are as broad as you would expect a guy's shoulders to be.
My arms are as muscular and gentle as you would like.
I am as tall as you like a guy to be.
I am as skinny/fat as you want me to be.
The upper part of my body has as much muscle and/or hair as you like to see in a man.
In conclusion, if you're a guy, I'm the coolest looking guy on earth and if you're a girl, I'm the most attractive guy on earth, unless you hate me, in which case I'm the ugliest/lamest guy in existence o.o