This is a blog about the Pirate-Ninja conflict of 1657.

Before anyone could remember, Pirates and Ninjas have always been greatest friends. Although they had their differences. For example, while the Ninjas liked to meditate and try to hear the slightly lightly sound of a tea leaf falling to the ground, the Pirates liked have rum soaked partys. These differences led to many disputes. These disputes were settled by the Pinjas, the most ancient of all warriors the Pinjas were half Pirate, half Ninja, and they governed over the Pirates and Ninjas. The leader of the Pinjas is the great Cowboy-Pirate-Ninja or CPN. CPN had an apprentice, Chuck Norris, who learned the ways of the Cowboy-Pirate-Ninja and became more powerful than CPN. The Ninjas didnt like this so they accused Chuck of trying to take over the Pinjas. Chuck Norris was banished from the Pinjas, and to this day has been hunting down and killing Ninjas. Anyway, the Pirate-Ninja disputes became more and more hostile until one day the Pinjas made them sign a contract, and they put the Pirates in the Caribbean and the Ninjas in Japan, so they would never fight again. After this the Pinjas went into hiding but before they did this they chose some Ninjas which they called Moderate Ninjas to keep the peace between the Pirates and Ninjas. The Moderate Ninjas put the contract in the Smithsonian for safe keeping, and waited for the day when they were needed. Hundreds of years passed and the Pirates and Ninjas never met. But the leader of the Ninjas didnt like how the contract stated that only Pirates could dig up buried tresure, so he took some Ninjas and went to the Smithsonian. They snuck in during the night and found out the contract was written in pencil, so they changed it giving Ninjas more rights and taking away the Pirate's. The museum gaurds found a photo-copyed version of the contract the next morning. The Ninjas had taken the contract so it couldnt be changed.