This blog is going to tell you more about Pirates and Ninjas.

First lets give you the facts.
Ninja:
•Is quiet and hides alot, (living in your house for weeks at a time without you knowing)
•Does not talk
•Can kill you with a banana
•Is invisable (have you ever seen a Ninja?)
•Meditates and takes showers in free time
•Wears black
•Likes rice
•Is highly trained in the art of killing

Pirate:
•Fearless and loud
•Says "Arrrr" and "Yaarrrgh"
•Can kill you with a peanut
•Can sail a ship
•Drinks rum in free time
•Wears an array of clothes
•Likes rum
•Is highly trained in the art of awesome

Now that we have he basic facts, lets put down some misconceptions.
•Ninjas do not have superpowers (but they can levitate)
•Pirates rarely have: eyepatches, peg legs, parrots

Some famous Pirates and Ninjas:
•Bruce Lee (Ninja)
•Jackie Chan (Ninja)
•Chuck Norris (Pirate)
•Ozzie Osborne (yeah, he's a Pirate)

The strengths and weaknesses of Pirates and Ninjas:
•Ninjas do extremely well against Samurai, one Ninja can take out an entire dojo of them.
•Ninjas are weak against Vikings, a Viking could kill a dozen Ninjas.
•Pirates are strong versus Robots (Dont ask why)
•Pirates lose against Spartans (the Greek ones, not Halo)