1.Dont look at black circles.
2.Dont pat ketchup bottles.
3.Look out for guys with tentacles.
4.If someone says IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! chances are they will and evasive action is reccomended.
5.Carry a large mirror.
6.Dont give Phil jellybeans.
7.Stay away from Pikachu.
8.If you ignored 7, dont tell him to use thunder bolt.
9.Always be careful when looking in the sink.
10.If you hear Dr. Octogonapus, GET AWAY!!!
11.Follow all these rules and you should be fine.
If all else fails... (scroll down)
By 
