Bill- A tenager boy
Cat- A fat, vicious, black cat named Cat(is a girl and a secret agent)

One day Bill woke up and realized he was late for school. As he tried to get up Cat was sleeping on him so Bill tried to move her, but she was to heavy. Finally after pushing her off, Cat got really angry and chase Bill around the house. Biill was so nervous, he farted so hard Cat went flying across the street into a dog kennel. Cat looked like she was goin to get mauled when she grabed a zipper on her fur pulled it down to reveal that she was really a dog. Cat said "My mission to eat the human was unsuccesful." While all of this was goin on the dog catcher was listening contentfully.....
To be continued depending on how much comments I get.