You look down. There it is. The Exam Paper you have been waiting for. Dreading. Within that booklet below holds the questions you have been revising for weeks to be able to answer...
"You can all start writing..NOW."
Your're mind goes blank at the first page. You can barely remember your candidate number- let alone what the first question is asking you..!
Yes, we have all ben there.
"'F' in Exams: The Best Paper Blunders" by Richard Benson, is a book packed full of ways in which students have "creatively" tackled exam questions.
Chemistry C1a
What is nitrate?
It is much cheaper than day rate.
What is a vacuum?
Something mymum thinks I should use more often.
Describe the difference between H20 and CO2.
CO2 is cold water.
H2O is hot water.
Biology B1a
What does terminal illness mean?
When you become ill at the airport.
Physics P1b
Steve is driving a car. He is travelling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40mph. Is he speeding?
He could find out by checking his Speedometer.
Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
You might walk into it.
Geography
Explain the meaning of the word "magma".
Japanese Cartoons.
Maths
Expand 2(a+b)
2(a+b)
2 ( a + b )
2 ( a + b )
2 ( a + b )
History
Why was the Berlin Wall built?
Germany was competing with China.
What does The Statue Of Liberty represent?
A green lady holding up a large glass. She is wearing a crown. She is Queen of America.
ICT
Suggest two advantages of shopping online.
1. You don't have that horrible "It doesn't fit!" moment in the fitting room.
2. You can do it in your pyjamas.
Can you think of two reasons why Hazel would rather recieve an email as opposed to a letter?
1. She doesn't like her postman.
2. She hates paper cuts.
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