Day 1002: Today I'm all alone in the house. I was looking for food on the table and I knocked a candle off. I couldn't find any food so i went to take a nap. After a while it was getting smokey. All of a sudden a weird circle thing on the ceiling started beeping. I stared at it annoyed. All of a sudden the tree started on fire. I was totally freaked out so i ran outside.

I watched the house burn. And humans try and put it out with their noisy trucks and hose things. Humans are so hard to understand.