bleepbloop
a mysterious figure popped out of an unidentifiable object that fell from the sky.
"oof! it was so clammy in there, i felt so pancaked! D:" the mysterious figure complained as it got out of the machinery. "but good thing i'm out here now where it's all roomy like my fishie's fish bowl! -whispers- it holds 100 korkagrams. -winkwink-"
There was an endless echo between the period at the end of the sentence and the word grams. So it sounded like "grams...ams...ams...sss...". The machinery shuddered and fled into the sky, as if it had a mind of its own.
" D8 " the alien gasped.
the bystander just stared.
dotdotdot.
"welp, this is awkward."

bleepbloopbleep! and the mysterious creature from outer space had fled.
-end transmission-