This car salesman to your right wants to let you in on a little secret.
You like free wifi. Everybody does. Now I'm going to show you how to get wifi anywhere you are. (only on DS/DSi)
1. Go to system settings.
2. Press A, A, B, LR, RT, X, A, B
3. Calibrate the touch screen.
4. Test the microphone until it turns green by saying "wireless internet".
5. Now go to Internet settings.
6. Manually type in "wireless- - net-"
7. The password is "pudding".
8. Now get up and buy a penguin.
9. Go grab a pencil and throw it at your trash can.
10. Next, be like smashboy and take apart your TV remote.
11. Call someone a walnut brain and run around chanting "chooka cheeka"
12. Practice Zen.
13. Watch the old Karate Kid and see how much better* it is than the new one.
14. Once you've done this, your DS battery has probably died and you have failed.
15. Foreshame. Start over.
16. If you succeed, repeat the process twice.
17. Sing "Some Say Love" in the DMV line to renew your driver's license. Do it.
18. Eat a twinkie.
19. Buy another penguin.
20. Press X, Y, X, B, LR, A
21. Tell a random news reporter that you like turtles.
22. Repeat this.
23. Save the settings.
Hey.
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