Okay, here's the game:
I'm gonna say random sayings and strange thoughts.
You laugh, you win. That's right. You WIN.
No laughter, you lose.
Enjoy, but don't pull a brain muscle.
"That is not karate, that is not Tae Kwon Do, that is Russian. Get out of my dojo."
"My goodness, my leg is purple. Say, where's my magical monkey?"
"Need chapstick? Your mouth is bleeding all over my floor."
"2+3=NEVER"
"Are you laughing yet? You want to. I hear you breathing."
"You stupid teenagers, that's not how you drive a car! Ohh, right into the gas statio-BOOOOOOOOM"
"Punch. Kick. Repeat. Fall down and hit your head. Now get up. Get up. Are you alright? Oh."
"Oww, I bit my tounge. 911?"
"Now, the stalker is looking through the window. Now it looks frightened, and it has fallen off the ladder. Crikey!"
(It's the car salesman!)
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