1. Become a Disney start at the age of 10. When you reach 18, 'accidentally' post pictures of yourself naked. Next step:
Male:
Grow a goatee with stubble, wear a crappy cologne but no deodorant. Make sure your clothes are creased and smell of a one night stand. Next go to the streets and gloat about who you are.

Female:
Never shave. Ever. Make sure your hair is Creasy and long, wear tight clothing and no lingerie. Wear NO PERFUMES AT ALL. Next, neat up with the town hobo and drink with him, boasting about last night to on goers.

NOTE: Becoming a Disney star almost instantly raises your fail to 99.9%