Let me tell y'all a story...

I have a strange friend.
Here are his strangest deeds, all wrapped up.

1. When I first met him, I gave him a pen to sign a document for me....he screamed, threw my stuff into a pile of mud, and franticly ran away.
2. He says the pink panther is a pervert
3. He says the magic of power is the power of magic
4. He once took my book and tried to assassinate me with it...in return, I took his scissors and threw them into the nearest dumpster
5. He beat me with my own rubix cube...
6. He pushed me into a ditch and tried to bury me
7. He slammed my spine into a metal pole and tried to kill me
8. He thinks it tickles when you try to kill him
9. He says that if you push a guy into a lake, he'll shoot at you
10. If you try to talk to him, he'll attack you
11. He took my twinkie
12. He is random

I hope you have enjoyed these facts