We finish playing a game, we rescued the princess, the end. But what's the moral of the game? Let's find out.


Pokemon:

Your animal not listening to you? Trap him in a small container for long periods of time and he'll obey your every command, forever.

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks:

Only obey rules when somebody's watching, but only if they're someone you like.

Final Fight [Fighting games in general]
You know all that food you find in trash cans? Eat it. It's good stuff, and makes you live longer.

More Legend of Zelda:

Feeling hurt? Rip out your enemies heart and devour it like a drunken vampire to make yourself feel better. Oh yes, also, kill the deadly poisonous snakes, but whatever you do, DON'T EVEN TRY THE CHICKENS.

Star Fox:

Kill the toad. KILL THE TOAD [LOL, had to say that]

Mario Bros:

If you get fat enough and flexible enough, you're unstopable. Crush those who oppose you under YOUR OWN MASSIVE BODYWEIGHT until they spew a little white number that adds to your points :3.

You might be thinking, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU WROTE THIS, and I'll say: "Shut up". Yeah. That's it.