This is a song/rap about Final Fantasy, I can't it out of my head so here I go to give it to you.

Dune: Once upon a time, in the land of Melmond, the wonder of vegetation decayed (come on), it was prophecied that Four stunnin light warriors would come and save the day (wha what what what?) We're arivin at Corneria in the midst of their deleria, four [Censored] appeared, (heck yeah) To take the valued lesson about beating that's about to occur, here we go, well I'm the Fighter, names DUNE, I'm the leader of the gang, can't use any magic but I'm critically acclaimed, introducing the Red Mage the jack-of-all trades, both magic cray tactics leavin them all in their graves, then theres the Black Belt and the Black Mage, clumsy with their hitting but fixin to put a hurtin on all you [Censored]
Spud: Don't forget after this, we gotta stop at the shop, I ain't doin much damage with this rock in a sock
Jojo: I am the Red Mage, feathered hat upon my head, name's JOJO, need something? yeah I got that, whatch your step, cause I stand where you fall, soething about a barricade and that's not all, ostentasiously fashionable, what's my name [Censored], I'll light you on Fire, then I'll Heal your [Censored], just to burn you again, then I'll cut you in two, it takes three men just to do what I do.

LEO: And that's my cue, pointy hat and coat of blue burning bright little eyes, and I do what I do, cause I learned the dark arts from another time and age, bow down to me [Censored] cause I'm the Black Mage, got my wizard hat on and I'm looking so vicios all the ladies call me lucky cause I'm magically dilecious, four spaces for my name!? [censored] I only need 3! L-E-O sign me up for the FINAL FANTASY

If the lyrics are messed up, let me know, I did this all from memory so some lines might not be exact...