Me: *looks at paper*

Luke: Go.

Me: In my binder I have a pen, a pencil, a ruler, some paper, a textbook--

Luke: No.

Me: Wait what do I say first?

Luke: This. *points at sentence* Ok, I'll say what I have. In my binder I have a textbook. And you? Do you have that?

Me: No. Well, you actually say all the things that you have in your binder first, then I'll ask you what you have.

Luke: Oh, well. I'm still doing my way. I have a ruler in my binder. And you? Do you have that?

Me: Yes. (Ugh. Luke is doing it wrong. Whatever.)