What Luke said:

Did I ever tell you about my summer home? I go there during lunch. That's why I was late.

I have a castle in France.

I have a cottage in New York.

Luke: I have been there three times.
Edward: Duckyland or Duckyworld?
Luke: Both.

I live on top of the Duckyland castle.

I'm Vault Ducky in disguise.

I own a company.

I own the space station. I invented the claw there.

I had chocolate while having the test. No, you can't have some.

Luke: I have been to London. I want to become Prince Luke. Or even better, King Luke.
Edward: So you're going to England?
Luke: Yeah. Pass or fail in school, doesn't matter.
Edward: You're not going to be here then.
Luke: I'll have my winter home in this city!
(I know he's kidding. He's staying here)

*talks about vent* There's a ghost in here...

I got about 7 late calls...

Luke: I composed the song.
Edward: Okay, what are the lyrics?
Luke: No, I didn't write it!
Edward: How does the song go?
Luke: I don't know!

Edward: If you own the comapany, what's the best-selling game of 2010?
Luke: Ultra Vinny in Space 2. The reviewers gave it 98/100.

Me: So, what were you gonna do with your marker again?
Edward: Write a note to Luke and say it's from his secret admirer.
Luke: *turns around* Wait what?
Me: Nothing.
Luke: It can't be nothing when he said something.
Me: Okay, it's something.

Teacher: Luke, do your work.
Luke: I'm working!
Teacher: I don't mind if you talk to Edward, as long as you're working.