Now, a completely biased, understated or exaggerated, and over-rated report. (Like today's news channels.) [Everything that could be confusing will be explained at the end.]
The Grenar live on a planet in the Alpha Alpha system (undetectable in HullBreach Online, though). The climate is a bit warmer than Earth, and has about the same land:water ratio and a slightly smaller mass.
The average Grenar is OVER 9000 jibs tall! They look like those green alien-things from Toy Story� but 9000 jibs tall, orange skin, and no antenna. They have hundreds of religions, like us. The planet, however is all one politically, after the Greater War. (The Great War was the War they fought against houseflies, which is an interplanetary pest, explaining why they never go away.) The government is an Anarky, headed by an Anarkent that has no power. Instead, The House of Anarikists makes new pointless laws, raises taxes, and raises their paychecks.
Grenars speak [blocked], a language that only they & I know (I can seriously teach you if you ask me in a chatroom), which makes communication with them at Area 53 easier. (I'll explain the Areas in another blog.)
All Grenars celebrate the same political holidays, of which there are only 7: Zaphron's Day, Igg's Memorial, Detdy Sletvoore's Birthday, Alto Day, Olimpecs Day, New Year's Day, and Sploosh. Sploosh is a day where everyone gathers at large feast halls, drinks, eats, and tell your-brother jokes. After that, they head into the forests for the global last-man-standing paintball shoot-out. The prefered food are Gib-Cams, a highly toxic and peculiar tasting food.
N.B.- 2000 Jibs approxamately equals 1 Foot in Earth measurements