There once was a town called soxville tennesee, they were known for their beautiful socks. Metal socks, paper socks, plastic socks, anf for the brave ones, socks made of mercury. As you can see, this was a very hapy town who loved their socks. but then, THE SOCK BANDIT WAS BORN! he could steal socks from anyhere, he would take off your socks while you were sleeping, or on a regular day while you were walking down the street, AND YOUR SHOES WOULD STILL BE ON! The sock bandit had finally stole every sock in soxville. but then... a llama named Alfred found out about this tragedy. he searched the town but couldnt find the sock bandit. Soxville had gone a year without socks. But Gods light had shined on Alfred because he had found the sock bandit! Alfred grabbed his pinecone and went after him. the sock bandit threw a microwave with a cat in it at alfred but he dodged it. Alfred threw his pinecone at the sock bandit and nailed him in the face! he exploded and socks went flying everywhere, the town had their socks again and were happy again. But deep inside Alfreds colon he knew someday, the sock bandit would be back, they always come back.